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  1. #76
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    I'll volunteer to be the math expert. As you surely know, 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I'll volunteer to be the math expert. As you surely know, 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.
    Math is like mental illness. It's all a spectrum now, man. Absolute numbers, Kelvin, warmings, who knows what's next?

    OK, I admit to being a drop out high school math teacher when I was 20. I changed jobs to an internet comedian instead. The pay was better.

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    I used to have an expert badge for the maul
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    I used to have an expert badge for the maul
    I used to have some jeans, but I went the jort route.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I used to have some jeans, but I went the jort route.
    Thoughts and prayers to you
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    I second this - if you want to fix something with off the shelf hardware store petro-chemicals - x'r is def your guy.?
    hey I've hit the big time, now I'm working for big rescue

    either that or i've sold out ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    I'm expert at eluding federal marshals and tracking one-armed men...

    I used to be a Master-Baiter.... no seriously I was a deckhand on a fishing boat!

    SFB is master of BroKu and poopfishing. And also unofficial lifecoach to skibums everywhere

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    Thanks to everyone for their contributions. The curated list, so far:

    **SEE PAGE 1 FOR MOST CURRENT LIST**

    Bobby Stainless --Supercar pricing expert
    KQ - Walla Walla, culinary, equestrian, and Googling expert
    Ted Striker - Aviation expert
    SB-- Garlic expert
    Johnny Snow-- 26" wheel expert
    Old Larry- Shoe expert
    Hutash - Veterinary expert (non-farm)
    Meadow Skipper, IllAdvisedStrategy --Wildland fire experts
    Kevo - Consumer credit expert
    Mtnlion, SIJ, GregL- Bootfitting experts
    Delco - Medical diagnostics and Harry Potter expert
    Dookey67 - Movie expert
    Parvo - Bear spray expert
    Art Shirk - Micturition sciences, fractional ownership expert
    SFB - BroKu and carp fishing expert
    Dantheman - Fitness expert
    Buster Highmen - Computer expert
    Vets-- Patch skiing expert

    Contributions which still have to be vetted:
    Stfu -penis expert
    Splat - math expert
    B-bear's SO - wildlife and birding expert (until Big Steve comes back)
    Last edited by Timberridge; 07-26-2019 at 11:39 AM.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I used to work for an old cowboy who said "an ex is a has-been and a spurt is a drip under pressure"

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    Mntlion has been mentioned for his technical skills for boot fitting and gear.
    He's also an expert on consideration, kindness and all-around expert on being Canadian.
    He' one of the few that will flip ship an item and go out of his way to help a mag.
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure

  11. #86
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    In the mining business, we used to have a qualifications question.

    What do you call a guy more than 25 miles from home with a briefcase?

    An expert.

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    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    clipboards? how about a slide rule? we do look to you for advice on mauls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    Jeans??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    Jeans??
    If he were more diversified into pants in general, I think a case could be made. And it would provide a nice expert sartorial complement to Old Larry's knowledge of shoes.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Sorry. What's your specific area of expertise?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I'm not a computer science expert. I was a teenage topologist. Now I'm just a skiperv.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Re-nominating Vets as the Patch Skiing Expert.
    Dude was featured in The Wall Street Journal (July 4th online/July 5th print edition) cover story on Patch Skiing this summer.
    That should be vetting enough, no?
    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

    https://www.blizzard-tecnica.com/us/en

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    Heh, I read that article and wondered if that was a Mag.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    Jeans??
    More specifically, I believe iceman's specialty is in wearing jeans whilst participating in winter sports involving downhill snow sliding on long wooden sticks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    Sounds like you may be a Billy Joel expert, at least.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    here you go:
    1) What exactly is a crypto-whatever?

    2) Not taking anything away from SFB or anyone else as far as roofing goes, but having done some slate, cedar and asphalt shingling myself, it doesn't take an expert...other than not falling to ones death off the roof. Plus, he's an expert in some stuff already.

    3) Adding Buster. He appears to an expert in computing. More of the bits and bytes coding type than a "how do I set up my printer on the network" type.

    4) Dantheman is added.

    5) As far as Dunfree, I googled IAS and it comes up "International AIDS Society." Does the + sign in front of IAS mean he's positive?

    6) Bmills? Seriously?

    7) Vets added as patch skiing expert.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I’d like to nominate the following:

    Is it montanaskier that is the mattress expert?

    Is it Dr.What? that was the Carlo Rossi expert?

    Tedski is an expert at something but I’m not sure what

    Rontele can recite the exact charter date and location of each regional NAMBLA office

    Hop for marine biology

    And lest we forget that Roo was the first true car guru


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    5) As far as Dunfree, I googled IAS
    well, that was an ill-advised strategy.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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