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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    booner is the foremost worldwide authority on the thiccness
    I covered that in the second post
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    splat, z-bo & lego dishing out expert playa knowledge
    And here I always was led to believe that Splat was an expert on "hookers and blow"...

    (also, at first I thought you meant "playa" as in "player"...)

    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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  3. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    ah.
    He also loved saying jaboney (the precursor to jabroni) even though he was neither Italian nor American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
    ^Ditto for Tyrone. .. No idea what happend to him.
    He's living in Copenhagen and racing bikes. See @ronshevock on Instagram.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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  5. #80
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    ^how cool is that. Good to know.

    I’m not an expert but I did stay at a holiday inn last night.


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  6. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    ^how cool is that. Good to know.

    I’m not an expert but I did stay at a holiday inn last night.


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    If you were an expert then wouldn't you have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express....

  7. #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    He's living in Copenhagen and racing bikes. See @ronshevock on Instagram.
    Always enjoyed his company. IIRC the last time I saw him was with you, Joshbu, Lan and Scoober at Red Hook.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  8. #83
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    joshbu is still around, but not online afaik.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    If you were an expert then wouldn't you have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express....
    Technically, yes. But as an expert mountain west vagabond I must plug LaQuinta as a good value.

  10. #85
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    I'll volunteer to be the math expert. As you surely know, 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.

  11. #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I'll volunteer to be the math expert. As you surely know, 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.
    Math is like mental illness. It's all a spectrum now, man. Absolute numbers, Kelvin, warmings, who knows what's next?

    OK, I admit to being a drop out high school math teacher when I was 20. I changed jobs to an internet comedian instead. The pay was better.

  12. #87
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    I used to have an expert badge for the maul
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    I used to have an expert badge for the maul
    I used to have some jeans, but I went the jort route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I used to have some jeans, but I went the jort route.
    Thoughts and prayers to you
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    I second this - if you want to fix something with off the shelf hardware store petro-chemicals - x'r is def your guy.?
    hey I've hit the big time, now I'm working for big rescue

    either that or i've sold out ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  16. #91
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    I'm expert at eluding federal marshals and tracking one-armed men...

    I used to be a Master-Baiter.... no seriously I was a deckhand on a fishing boat!

    SFB is master of BroKu and poopfishing. And also unofficial lifecoach to skibums everywhere

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    Thanks to everyone for their contributions. The curated list, so far:

    **SEE PAGE 1 FOR MOST CURRENT LIST**

    Bobby Stainless --Supercar pricing expert
    KQ - Walla Walla, culinary, equestrian, and Googling expert
    Ted Striker - Aviation expert
    SB-- Garlic expert
    Johnny Snow-- 26" wheel expert
    Old Larry- Shoe expert
    Hutash - Veterinary expert (non-farm)
    Meadow Skipper, IllAdvisedStrategy --Wildland fire experts
    Kevo - Consumer credit expert
    Mtnlion, SIJ, GregL- Bootfitting experts
    Delco - Medical diagnostics and Harry Potter expert
    Dookey67 - Movie expert
    Parvo - Bear spray expert
    Art Shirk - Micturition sciences, fractional ownership expert
    SFB - BroKu and carp fishing expert
    Dantheman - Fitness expert
    Buster Highmen - Computer expert
    Vets-- Patch skiing expert

    Contributions which still have to be vetted:
    Stfu -penis expert
    Splat - math expert
    B-bear's SO - wildlife and birding expert (until Big Steve comes back)
    Last edited by Timberridge; 07-26-2019 at 11:39 AM.
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    I used to work for an old cowboy who said "an ex is a has-been and a spurt is a drip under pressure"

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    Mntlion has been mentioned for his technical skills for boot fitting and gear.
    He's also an expert on consideration, kindness and all-around expert on being Canadian.
    He' one of the few that will flip ship an item and go out of his way to help a mag.

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    In the mining business, we used to have a qualifications question.

    What do you call a guy more than 25 miles from home with a briefcase?

    An expert.

  21. #96
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    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    clipboards? how about a slide rule? we do look to you for advice on mauls.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  23. #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I own a clipboard, a skinny tie and a short-sleeve button-down shirt. I must be an expert at something.
    Jeans??

  25. #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    Jeans??
    If he were more diversified into pants in general, I think a case could be made. And it would provide a nice expert sartorial complement to Old Larry's knowledge of shoes.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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