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Thread: Drunk driving galore
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07-25-2019, 10:13 AM #26Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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07-25-2019, 10:22 AM #27
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07-25-2019, 10:45 AM #28
^^^Naw, tequila's better for fighting..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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07-25-2019, 11:03 AM #29"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-25-2019, 11:07 AM #30nice night for an evening
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A new pizza taproom recently opened in town with a self-serve beer via wristband arrangement. "The best part is, customers are cut off at 32 ounces, which is in compliance with the driving limit,” explained the owner in the local paper.
They automated the bartender and covered any liability from over-serving, but the statement that 32 ounces is in compliance with the driving limit is awfully misleading. 2 pints for me equals ability impaired and close to DUI.
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07-25-2019, 11:55 AM #31
https://www.ksl.com/article/46562917...-drunken-crash
Plea deals are fucking bullshit.Hunting kicks ass.
Chicks dig Labs.
I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
From my cold dead hands.
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07-25-2019, 12:12 PM #32
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07-25-2019, 02:37 PM #33
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Last edited by Groomer Gambler; 12-13-2019 at 08:11 AM.
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07-25-2019, 03:56 PM #34
it takes money to make money.
don't be driving hammered out of your mind. keep it in check.
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07-25-2019, 04:43 PM #35
True story- We were friends back in the day with a couple that was just constantly drunk. Literally every time we saw them, they were fucked up to some degree....And the husband drove ALL THE FUCKING TIME....I tried talking to him multiple times about it, how I’d seen WAY too many fucked up car wrecks because of booze, but he just didn’t care. Fast forward a few years, and I ran into his wife, who proceeded to tell me they had been sober for thirteen months. I ask why, and she tells me they were driving to the bars a year and a half ago, and some drunk homeless dude stepped off the sidewalk right in front of them and they hit and killed him. Cops kept them on scene for hours, and if hubby had been drinking he’d of been fucked..... Fickle hand of fate, for sure. Drunk driving sucks.
What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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02-11-2020, 04:12 PM #36
Okay. I don’t think I’ve been so drunk as to not notice that my arm is missing
http://fingerlakes1.com/2020/02/09/m...bile-accident/. . .
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02-11-2020, 04:22 PM #37Funky But Chic
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With Robert Conrad's passing I saw some fairly recent pics of him and he looked bad. Like Kirk Douglas at 103 bad but he was 20 years younger than Kirk. I wondered why and found that in 2005 he headoned a car while driving and blew a .20 after. It fucked him up pretty bad, paralysis on his right side and cognitive stuff, and probably more. I never knew that. first search result: https://siouxcityjournal.com/enterta...011ea0b5b.html
Don't drink and drive kids.
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02-11-2020, 07:36 PM #38
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02-11-2020, 08:08 PM #39Funky But Chic
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02-11-2020, 08:22 PM #40
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02-11-2020, 08:32 PM #41
Some of the best times of my whole life were drinking and riding motorcycles.
Preach all you want, that shit is super super fun.
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02-11-2020, 08:36 PM #42Funky But Chic
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You should get yourself a snow machine man, it'd be perfect where you are. btw I hear there's one for sale cheap in upstate New York, some guy named Lefty is selling his.
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02-11-2020, 08:42 PM #43
^^^
Should be easy to find too. Drunk, covered in his own blood, and looking for a fight.I still call it The Jake.
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02-11-2020, 09:31 PM #44
Dude, you seem to be pretty fucking jealous of the upstate lifestyle.
why that be?
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02-11-2020, 10:37 PM #45
Aside from enjoying long running TRG jokes, maybe it’s the kinship I feel from my days skiing at HV, maybe it’s the shared misery of 300 cloudy days a year from a part of my youth.
Or maybe it’s the same way you can’t look away from a car fire that was set by a guy who’s blackout drunk and pissed off on a Tuesday at 3 pm because that’s just how it is.
And because he couldn’t well punch that stupid car.I still call it The Jake.
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02-12-2020, 08:59 AM #46Funky But Chic
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02-12-2020, 10:12 AM #47
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02-12-2020, 10:19 AM #48Registered User
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Eh probably not.
March 2013, Indian Lake NY, drunk guy on snow machine drifted into path of opposite travel and killed himself and the sober guy he hit. I believe both had family members present on separate machines. You can only imagine how that ended up going down in a small poor town.
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02-12-2020, 10:27 AM #49
^ I think ice was kidding. The shear amount of exhaust fumes coming off a 550 cc Rotax that are inhaled, coupled with 12 packs of Busch has a multiplier effect on your BAC.
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02-12-2020, 11:11 AM #50
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