Drunk driving galore

[Timberridge]

Lincoln tunnel with your window rolled down in a summer traffic jam.

You want to be the lead snowmobile at all times. The downside is you have to know where you are going.

[BmillsSkier]

Lincoln tunnel with your window rolled down in a summer traffic jam.

You want to be the lead snowmobile at all times. The downside is you have to know where you are going.

I can imagine that could get pretty risky after a couple briefcases of Labatt’s in the drinkin shed.

[gravitylover]

^^ Haha yeah. I was in a small town gas station getting coffee and next door was a bar. This guy stumbles out and while pulling his keys out of his pocket fell face first into his truck and knocked himself out. A few more drunks came out and propped him against the wall so he wasn't blocking the sidewalk. While they were doing this someone else came out of the bar and whacked one of them in the head with the door and knocked him out too. The laid him down in the other guys lap and went back in. Upstate NY is always a good show.

[teleee]

^^ Haha yeah. I was in a small town gas station getting coffee and next door was a bar. This guy stumbles out and while pulling his keys out of his pocket fell face first into his truck and knocked himself out. A few more drunks came out and propped him against the wall so he wasn't blocking the sidewalk. While they were doing this someone else came out of the bar and whacked one of them in the head with the door and knocked him out too. The laid him down in the other guys lap and went back in. Upstate NY is always a good show.

I pray that some or all of this is true, and just for the record upstate NY doesn't have the corner on this, go visit some of the rural Wyoming oilfield towns.

[Ted Striker]

From MNO Bar's facebook



My wife's band is Brutal Anal Massacre.

[Brownski]

Edit: I just realized how sad it is that clicking on a drunk driving thread and seeing 20 comments about Upstate NY seemed perfectly expected.

certainly not unexpected. We’re special people for sure.

[iceman]

Hi, my name is Ritual of the Jizz Lord.

[iceman]

For the record it's awesome that the Upstate guys are just like "yup" about all this stuff.

[TBS]

I pray that some or all of this is true, and just for the record upstate NY doesn't have the corner on this, go visit some of the rural Wyoming oilfield towns.

Heh - Many moons ago I worked for a company with regional HQ in Sheridan WY. First visit, after work, we went to some local bar for a beer.
First thing we see are two women beating on each other with pool cues. They were bloody. Nobody was intervening.
It went on for another 3-4 minutes before they ran out of gas - no idea how long they were whooping on each other before that
They were white.
It was not Rodeo Week

[riser4]

From MNO Bar's facebook



My wife's band is Brutal Anal Massacre.

That's a good way to harvest personal information.

[Core Shot]

Dying shit cunt nuns?

That’s better than a dog faced lying pony boy

[SB]

or Rotting Pissflap Beast

[BmillsSkier]

For the record it's awesome that the Upstate guys are just like "yup" about all this stuff.

Right? Love that I read their posts in the voice of John Mulaney doing the Salt & Pepper Diner bit, “yep, same shit, different day”.

This Cleveland native shares the Upstate’s appreciation for the greyer side of life.

That's a good way to harvest personal information.

I didn’t see that combo on the list. Pretty metal though.

[mattig]

Decapitated cunt muffin discharge

[::: :::]

“Iron Cunt Wizard”

[ill-advised strategy]

You should get yourself a snow machine man, it'd be perfect where you are.

I’ve really thought about it a lot.
It wouldn’t be hard to connect my house with the ski hill via snowmo.
The first mile-ish is technically no-go, but totally rideable. The rest is the best trail around, right to the bottom of the lifts.
Besides budget, I think if the same guy were riding that no-go spot all the time there would be a crackdown, and at this stage, having been tagged as a Public Enemy and all, I don’t even jaywalk or go >5mph over the speed limit.