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07-22-2019, 12:54 PM #1
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Most erotic song I know
I heard her do this live a few weeks ago.
Sorry about the stupid video. Just close your eyes and listen.
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07-22-2019, 12:57 PM #2
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What about this one?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-22-2019, 12:58 PM #3
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I see hydraulic turtles.
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07-22-2019, 01:02 PM #4
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what ever is playing during sex
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07-22-2019, 01:04 PM #5
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07-22-2019, 01:05 PM #6
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What about this one?
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07-22-2019, 01:07 PM #7
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I briefly dated this foxy brunette South African au pair in ~2010 that loved this band. Ended up seeing !!! in D.C. with her and they played this. So spicy.
Must Be the Moon by !!!
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
She had eyes that I couldn't ignore
Chatted her up out on the dance floor
She was out of cigarettes so I walked her to the store
Skirt pulled up, pushed up against the wall
But she pauses just the take a call
Joanne says "girl, what the fuck are you doing?
All these boys are gonna be your ruin"
Now I can't help but overhear
As I'm kissing from her neck to her ear
Well, if any of them meant it I'd mean it back
It never meant anything but a case of the clap
Girl please let me call you back
Why?
'Cause it's all beginning to sound like a rap
Sometimes it's just one of those nights
Ain't you never had it happen to you?
Then you go home too soon, go home too soon
You could blame it on the music
But it wouldn't be right
'Cause I've gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes
Must be the moon
Must be the moon
Kissing in the cab on the way back 'cross the bridge
She said "love is love but a fuck is what it is"
"And what's that?"
She must have read my mind
'Cause she looked into my eyes and she said "a good time"
She kissed me on the stairs and she kissed me on the porch
She kissed me as I fumbled with the key in the front door
One time, two times, three times, four
But really, who was keeping score?
We did it on the bed and we did it on the floor
But I was surprised when I got the cold shoulder
(The next morning)
She said "you just got me hot, I finished off while you were snoring"
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07-22-2019, 01:07 PM #8
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Even Phish? Originally Posted by DBdude
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-22-2019, 01:10 PM #9
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yeah, i'm pro sex
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07-22-2019, 01:22 PM #11
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Another for your playlist:
Originally Posted by powder11
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07-22-2019, 01:32 PM #12
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I thought this was the undisputed most erotic song ever
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-22-2019, 01:40 PM #13
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license to kill nine eye be action dot erotica, oh wait that's for lighting.
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07-22-2019, 02:33 PM #14
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Lucinda was stalking this guy I know for months. Not physically so much (but a little) but a lot on the internet, and by phone. She crazy. Originally Posted by old goat
He's in the music business and he met her at a party and hung out with her for a while that night and then it was game on.
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07-22-2019, 02:35 PM #15
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Redundant statement is redundant. Originally Posted by iceman
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-22-2019, 02:49 PM #16
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Yeah I guess that wasn't exactly a revelation.
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07-22-2019, 02:54 PM #17
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second song that came to mind Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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07-22-2019, 02:55 PM #18
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first song that came to mind Originally Posted by Danno
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
www.theguideshut.ca
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07-22-2019, 03:02 PM #19
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07-22-2019, 03:15 PM #20
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Ha I thought of that one but I got such shit for posting about Liz Phair in another thread I let it go.
When I was like 15 I thought this was pretty sexy:
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07-22-2019, 03:29 PM #21
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why did you get shit? she's hot and made some good music. Originally Posted by iceman
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-22-2019, 03:31 PM #23
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Least erotic song I know?
Move upside and let the man go through...
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07-22-2019, 03:35 PM #24
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07-22-2019, 03:39 PM #25
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Yeah it was like "eww, are you nuts??" It kinda caught me off guard for sure. Long time ago though. Originally Posted by Danno
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