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Thread: Most erotic song I know
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07-22-2019, 07:44 PM #51Registered User
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Strange - there must be something wrong with me; music and sex don't go together that well. Music covers and amplifies all the emotions, but sex isn't an emotion? I'm just old with a dead libido??
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07-22-2019, 07:45 PM #52Funky But Chic
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The major benefit of the passing decades, in my mind, is that they afford you time to decide what you do and do not like, and what to do about it.
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07-22-2019, 07:47 PM #53
Let's get this back on track...
Barbara Carr is a traditional blues singer but her lyrics were never going to get her on the ray-dee-oh
The man I got
Is a thoroughbred
He knows just what
To do in bed
His kind of loving
Is just my style
He turns it on
And pries me wide
While he's wheeling and dealing
I'm leaving footprints on the ceiling
When we make love
I'm heaven bound
Walking on clouds
While we're laying down
He loose the juice
And I blow my stag
I turn into
A maniac
While he's rocking and reeling
I'm leaving footprints on the ceiling
Oh...
Just like a bull in a china shop
I go hog-wild
And I just can't stop
My heels shoot straight up into the air
Hanging from the ceiling like a chandelier
If you don't stop
What he's been doing
The whole bedroom is gonna be ruined
My bed is falling
The walls are weak
And I know soon my roof
Is bound to spring a leak
While he's wheeling and dealing
I'm leaving…If it's too loud, you're too old
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07-22-2019, 07:53 PM #54
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07-22-2019, 08:11 PM #55
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #56
This one makes the short list for me.
“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #57Funky But Chic
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Zeppelin made a lot of chicks horny. Not sure why, exactly, but whatever.
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #58
Some live versions I've witnessed have gone to close to 20 minutes and are beautifully explicit.
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07-22-2019, 08:31 PM #59
^her dad was my middle school math teacher, he was great.
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07-22-2019, 08:47 PM #60
I've met Melissa a few times over the years, and you could tell she had a strong upbringing. Cool cat.
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07-22-2019, 08:54 PM #61
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07-22-2019, 08:56 PM #62
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07-22-2019, 09:10 PM #63
No slow dance Aerosmith?
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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07-22-2019, 09:12 PM #64
Probably should be some 2 Live Crew in this thread too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0
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07-22-2019, 09:13 PM #65Registered User
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This thread has made for some interesting evening listening.
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07-22-2019, 09:15 PM #66
No?Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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07-22-2019, 09:42 PM #67
A half assed version of this, played for a slightly desperate women, can get erotic.
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07-22-2019, 09:49 PM #68
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07-22-2019, 10:18 PM #69
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07-22-2019, 10:44 PM #70Registered User
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I mistakenly read thread title as Most Esoteric Song You Know
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07-22-2019, 11:05 PM #71Registered User
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07-22-2019, 11:15 PM #72Registered User
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07-23-2019, 08:47 AM #73
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07-23-2019, 05:02 PM #74Registered User
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07-23-2019, 05:18 PM #75I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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