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    Most erotic song I know

    I heard her do this live a few weeks ago.


    Sorry about the stupid video. Just close your eyes and listen.

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    What about this one?

    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Real VTers tap trees.

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    what ever is playing during sex

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    What about this one?

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I briefly dated this foxy brunette South African au pair in ~2010 that loved this band. Ended up seeing !!! in D.C. with her and they played this. So spicy.

    Must Be the Moon by !!!
    One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
    She had eyes that I couldn't ignore
    Chatted her up out on the dance floor
    She was out of cigarettes so I walked her to the store
    Skirt pulled up, pushed up against the wall
    But she pauses just the take a call
    Joanne says "girl, what the fuck are you doing?
    All these boys are gonna be your ruin"

    Now I can't help but overhear
    As I'm kissing from her neck to her ear
    Well, if any of them meant it I'd mean it back
    It never meant anything but a case of the clap
    Girl please let me call you back
    Why?
    'Cause it's all beginning to sound like a rap

    Sometimes it's just one of those nights
    Ain't you never had it happen to you?
    Then you go home too soon, go home too soon

    You could blame it on the music
    But it wouldn't be right
    'Cause I've gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes

    Must be the moon
    Must be the moon

    Kissing in the cab on the way back 'cross the bridge
    She said "love is love but a fuck is what it is"
    "And what's that?"
    She must have read my mind
    'Cause she looked into my eyes and she said "a good time"
    She kissed me on the stairs and she kissed me on the porch
    She kissed me as I fumbled with the key in the front door
    One time, two times, three times, four
    But really, who was keeping score?
    We did it on the bed and we did it on the floor
    But I was surprised when I got the cold shoulder
    (The next morning)
    She said "you just got me hot, I finished off while you were snoring"
    Source: LyricFind


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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    what ever is playing during sex
    Even Phish?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    yeah, i'm pro sex

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    Another for your playlist:

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I thought this was the undisputed most erotic song ever

    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    license to kill nine eye be action dot erotica, oh wait that's for lighting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I heard her do this live a few weeks ago.


    Sorry about the stupid video. Just close your eyes and listen.
    Lucinda was stalking this guy I know for months. Not physically so much (but a little) but a lot on the internet, and by phone. She crazy.

    He's in the music business and he met her at a party and hung out with her for a while that night and then it was game on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    She crazy.
    Redundant statement is redundant.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Yeah I guess that wasn't exactly a revelation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Another for your playlist:

    second song that came to mind
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?

    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I thought this was the undisputed most erotic song ever

    first song that came to mind
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?

    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    yeah, i'm pro sex
    a while back hugh was looking for a fluffer
    or was it wanted to be a fluffer, now i forget.
    .

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    Ha I thought of that one but I got such shit for posting about Liz Phair in another thread I let it go.

    When I was like 15 I thought this was pretty sexy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Ha I thought of that one but I got such shit for posting about Liz Phair in another thread I let it go.
    why did you get shit? she's hot and made some good music.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Least erotic song I know?

    Move upside and let the man go through...

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