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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    A whole album's worth:
    That's fucking terrible. I only sampled it on 2-3 second bits throughout but wtf, that's bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetAmped View Post
    yeah totally. prince is super sexy, i wreck shop w girls so i can say that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angle Parking View Post
    Heh, an old girlfriend liked to fuck to Bolero - it was fun the first couple of times trying to get her off real close the end, but then it got boring

    Next girlfriend liked Motown - this made the foreplay mix several times

    Now we're married

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    The thing about Bolero sex is that it must be hard to get the Bo Derick and Dudley Moore out of your head.
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    The thing about Bolero sex is that it must be hard to get the Bo Derick and Dudley Moore out of your head.
    hmmm, it was just Bo in my head, but no moore.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Mac Miller may have it:




    You hide your skin like you're shy or there's something wrong
    You stop this when you got nothin' on, yeah
    And all I do is make these fuckin' songs
    So finally I made a fuckin' song
    And now she comin' closer
    Hope she crawls, she wanna jump my bones
    You want it don't ya?
    I was a soldier, now I'm comin' home
    The war is over
    Kick down the door, I hold your bends, you never break
    You need to smell your sweet aroma
    See I told ya smell like cinnamon
    Kissin' your lips
    I lick my fingertips and get your clitoris in the mix
    My dick on business trips
    My tongue twistin' is ticklin' just a little bit
    I'm swimmin' inside of your skin like a river
    In the Caribbean
    It's okay that you like it babe
    (I like it baby)
    And it's alright that you misbehave
    It's okay…
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    And now that I review from the start, nobody's mentioned Barry White - a favorite of Ms TBS


    or Babyface

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    hmmm, it was just Bo in my head, but no moore.
    Right? no bueno

    edit: I was distracted (not in a good way) by the thought of Dudley's ass cheeks flexing and missed the pun. My bad.

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    Bang a gong

    One night in Bangkok

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    T Rex bang a gong? huh. Not seeing that one. Good tune though. I guess "get it on" is the thing?

    Don't mean t pick but since nobody backed up my Donna Summer, "Love to Love You Baby" pick, fuck all a y'all.

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    That is what I said you were right about
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    a ha

    I did ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    That's fucking terrible.
    Noise punk is definitely not for everyone. It's certainly not for me. But I've always loved that album title and cover.

    Alright, fine. Something a little more mainstream, you pedestrian, khaki-wearing fucking squares.

    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I was distracted (not in a good way) by the thought of Dudley's ass cheeks flexing and missed the pun. My bad.
    Sig worthy
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    It had to be done ??

    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    A half assed version of this, played for a slightly desperate women, can get erotic.

    ^^^This one is a contender for true eroticism.

    Didn’t see this one mentioned in the Liz Phair segment (though I’ve been skimming).


    But for actual sensuous eroticism, this.

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    as always his band is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    No slow dance Aerosmith?
    We save that for the wasps.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    How about some Joes Garage?

    Last edited by SB; 07-24-2019 at 02:03 PM.
    watch out for snakes

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    nothing sexier than hot woman in a leotard singing I wanna do it to you:

    Corinne Alphen - "Do It To You" - movie -Spring Break - 1983


    TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !

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    Know of a pair of Fischer Ranger 107Ti 189s (new or used) for sale? PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    We save that for the wasps.
    No Catholics allowed? Think of the white socks and plaid skirts.

    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    My roommate in college knew not to open the door if heard Enya in my bedroom

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