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Thread: Most erotic song I know
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07-22-2019, 07:44 PM #51
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Strange - there must be something wrong with me; music and sex don't go together that well. Music covers and amplifies all the emotions, but sex isn't an emotion? I'm just old with a dead libido??
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07-22-2019, 07:45 PM #52
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The major benefit of the passing decades, in my mind, is that they afford you time to decide what you do and do not like, and what to do about it.
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07-22-2019, 07:47 PM #53
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Let's get this back on track...
Barbara Carr is a traditional blues singer but her lyrics were never going to get her on the ray-dee-oh
The man I got
Is a thoroughbred
He knows just what
To do in bed
His kind of loving
Is just my style
He turns it on
And pries me wide
While he's wheeling and dealing
I'm leaving footprints on the ceiling
When we make love
I'm heaven bound
Walking on clouds
While we're laying down
He loose the juice
And I blow my stag
I turn into
A maniac
While he's rocking and reeling
I'm leaving footprints on the ceiling
Oh...
Just like a bull in a china shop
I go hog-wild
And I just can't stop
My heels shoot straight up into the air
Hanging from the ceiling like a chandelier
If you don't stop
What he's been doing
The whole bedroom is gonna be ruined
My bed is falling
The walls are weak
And I know soon my roof
Is bound to spring a leak
While he's wheeling and dealing
I'm leaving…If it's too loud, you're too old
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07-22-2019, 07:53 PM #54
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07-22-2019, 08:11 PM #55
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When did you figure out she prefers girls?
Originally Posted by CascadeLuke
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #56
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This one makes the short list for me.
“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #57
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Zeppelin made a lot of chicks horny. Not sure why, exactly, but whatever.
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07-22-2019, 08:15 PM #58
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Some live versions I've witnessed have gone to close to 20 minutes and are beautifully explicit.
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07-22-2019, 08:31 PM #59
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^her dad was my middle school math teacher, he was great.
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07-22-2019, 08:47 PM #60
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I've met Melissa a few times over the years, and you could tell she had a strong upbringing. Cool cat.
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07-22-2019, 08:54 PM #61
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Originally Posted by XXX-er
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07-22-2019, 08:56 PM #62
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07-22-2019, 09:10 PM #63
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No slow dance Aerosmith?
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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07-22-2019, 09:12 PM #64
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Probably should be some 2 Live Crew in this thread too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0 Originally Posted by powder11
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07-22-2019, 09:13 PM #65
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This thread has made for some interesting evening listening.
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07-22-2019, 09:15 PM #66
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No?Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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07-22-2019, 09:42 PM #67
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A half assed version of this, played for a slightly desperate women, can get erotic.
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07-22-2019, 09:49 PM #68
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Devil's music, sung by a dude most every women would fuck, most women have an Eve in them. Or something completely different. Originally Posted by iceman
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07-22-2019, 10:18 PM #69
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A whole album's worth:
"What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!" Originally Posted by digitaldeath
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07-22-2019, 10:44 PM #70
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I mistakenly read thread title as Most Esoteric Song You Know
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07-22-2019, 11:05 PM #71
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07-22-2019, 11:15 PM #72
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07-23-2019, 08:47 AM #73
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Ouch. I can't prove that you are wrong. So you must be correct. Originally Posted by reckless toboggan
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07-23-2019, 05:02 PM #74
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that is a great song Originally Posted by skiballs
another one that gets me
I lost my virginity listening to slayers reign in blood album, true story, I'm conflicted on that one
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07-23-2019, 05:18 PM #75
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I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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