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    Cruises suck. Mine wasnt too bad though.
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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Cruises suck. Mine wasnt too bad though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
    Cruise = Floating Chinese Buffet
    ?
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    ^^ the outside of that boat look like this?

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    i'd rather knock a chick up than have to go on a cruise or stay at an all inclusive resort
    both sound like hell on earth need my freedom man

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    i'd rather knock a chick up than have to go on a cruise or stay at an all inclusive resort
    both sound like hell on earth need my freedom man
    An odd but interesting analogy.
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    do have to knock her up, would that not involve a paternity suite and a bunch of child support ... couldn't you be happy just having sex ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    i'd rather knock a chick up than have to go on a cruise or stay at an all inclusive resort
    both sound like hell on earth need my freedom man
    Short term prison verse lifelong prison?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
    Cruise = whatz the fastest way to get fat
    fify

    eta: ... and bored. looking at the horizon from the beach - yeap. Looking at the horizon from the horizon - dble meh

    not to rain on your vaca OP
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    I thought the whole point of cruises was to drink like a fish 24/7, get to check out some cool destinations, and not have to drive drunk or be the adult responsible for logistics or other responsible shit. It's like a field trip but for grownups instead of little kids. And, if you drink and don't get the package deal you've gotta be crazy. If you don't drink, then you picked the wrong type of vacation..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    So first cruise here. Father in law guessed we should all go on a "vacation". Ok he footing the bill, mostly (get to that later). Royal Caribbean allure of the Seas.

    First off this was booked a year ago. I have never even remotely liked the idea of a cruise. I'm a resort guy, all inclusive style. I was apprehensive about the motion of the boat, quickly dispelled. I was a bit unnerved about not seeing land for days at a time (that didn't go away). The ports are tourist traps. The excursions way over priced, and the onboard services kinda suck imho. 6000 people locked on the ocean. 3 pools that are small, so when at sea and everyone on boat you literally get 2.5ft of space to "swim". FIL didn't go all in so no drinks, I paid for flight from NY to Florida. Paying for tips on ship, so this is far from a free vacation and with what I'm out of pocket I could've had a vacation I actually wanted. Limited kids stuff. If you're into "shows" there are plenty, but kids? Not really into it. Pools close at like 9pm. Wall to wall people on at sea days. No escape.

    So cruise is St Kitts, San Juan, and Nassau Bahamas. Orig schedule 1 yr ago was no San Juan but at Thomas, but due to engine issues san Juan was the pick. So you all know the crap I'm San Juan. Day before we docked 2 other royal Caribbean ships diverted and didn't go for "passenger safety", yet a day later we dock there? My safety isn't important? View off boat and reports from others. CNN on dock, police everywhere (visible from ship) graffiti and broken windows abound. 6 ship docks, we were the only ship there. The entire stay was 7am to 1pm. Fucking bullshit.

    The staff is great. That's the only plus. Didn't get drink package day one so you're fucked. Just didn't think I could consume $800 in booze between me and the wife in 8 days. Oh there's 18% tacked onto that $800 as well.

    There's more but I have to go pretend I'm enjoying myself even though I am in hell.

    Sorry for the rant and random paragraphs.

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    How drunk were you when you wrote this?

    The only way Id want to go on a cruise would be (have been) with a new girlfriend. I think it could be fun at that stage where getting drunk and staying in bed most of the day sounds fun. But then that is a weird trip to plan. Hey, we just started banging but want to go away for a week together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    I think a dispensary on a cruise line would do a steady business.
    I brought

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    I thought the whole point of cruises was to drink like a fish 24/7, get to check out some cool destinations, and not have to drive drunk or be the adult responsible for logistics or other responsible shit. It's like a field trip but for grownups instead of little kids. And, if you drink and don't get the package deal you've gotta be crazy. If you don't drink, then you picked the wrong type of vacation..
    I didn't pick this "vacation". I don't drink hardly like I used to. I could get drunk but then the next day is ruined. What's the fun in that?

    Cruises are billed as more economical over resorts. They are 100% not when extras are added in. Wanna eat at any of the restaurants? $$$$ little ice cream??? $$$$$ fucking nickel and dime. Jack daniels straight up? $6 not bad. Add ginger ale? It's now $12. Wtf? It's literally 3oz of soda. Fuck cruises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    I don't drink hardly like I used to. I could get drunk but then the next day is ruined. What's the fun in that?
    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    I didn't pick this "vacation". I don't drink hardly like I used to. I could get drunk but then the next day is ruined. What's the fun in that?

    Cruises are billed as more economical over resorts. They are 100% not when extras are added in. Wanna eat at any of the restaurants? $$$$ little ice cream??? $$$$$ fucking nickel and dime. Jack daniels straight up? $6 not bad. Add ginger ale? It's now $12. Wtf? It's literally 3oz of soda. Fuck cruises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Have you considered the benefits of a timeshare property?
    Lol thank you. This laugh was needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    Sucks getting old. And those damned kids? What was I thinking? I joke. They're great, I'm probably an asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    I didn't pick this "vacation". I don't drink hardly like I used to. I could get drunk but then the next day is ruined. What's the fun in that?
    Nope, the next day just requires you start drinking earlier to drown the hangover. Drink or don't drink. The former requires more financial planning than the latter.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Only cruise I liked was a med cruise. Did one when the kids were younger and they liked running around and making friends. My son got beat up in the hot tub one night though and I after I won about 3000 playing blackjack they banned me from the casino the rest of the week for my play.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ^^ the outside of that boat look like this?

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    I only found one pic of the outside. Im pretty ugly, so Ill spare you.
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    Imagine a vegan, Islamic cruise with no internet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    I only found one pic of the outside. I’m pretty ugly, so I’ll spare you.
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    been seeing these asian chicks walking around with their lil white masks covering their nose and mouth but that one you use is taking air sanitation to the next level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Imagine a vegan, Islamic cruise with no internet?
    scared virgins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
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    Take cruises that get you places virtually unreachable otherwise. Sitka to Vancouver inside passage on a smaller ship that gets closer to the glaciers, Galapagos island to island, tierra del fuego, Antarctica, scuba live aboard... Of course these are less than cheap and more adventurous than an all inclusive beach hotel.

    If you choose a 5000 passenger behemoth, you get what you signed up for: drinking and crowds. If you have young kids, pick a cruise line that is geared for them. Plan ahead... The point of a well chosen carribean cruise is to sleep while the ship takes you to a new place each day. It takes a lot of preparation to plan your own shore activities ahead of time so you are not stuck with 100 other pax on an overpriced excursions.
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