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    Top Gun: Maverick

    FUCK YES. 2020 bitches



    +Maverick is still a douchbag (can't get a promotion in 30 years)
    +Val Kilmer
    +Ed Harris
    +F14 Tomcat makes an appearance
    +Military action pron without Michael Bay
    +MURICA!

    -No Kelly McGillis
    -F18 is the primary aircraft of choice, not F35
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    New Corvette, now this? This must be what it felt like when we won WW2.
    Live Free or Die

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    I came a little. NTTAWWT.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Still the greatest scene in any movie ever. in the history of the world. period.



    guess they'll have a helleva time getting goose in this one.
    "Can't you see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    guess they'll have a helleva time getting goose in this one.
    The plot is supposed to revolve around Mav teaching at Top Gun and Goose's kid wanting to be a better pilot. That and a healthy dose of flashbacks should cover it.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    I showed Top Gun to my teenage kids last year. They are not big fans of "old" movies. They LOVED it. Proving that it is indeed timeless. Downside: my 15 yo daughter now thinks Tom Cruise is hot.

    "Lieutenant, what were you doing there?"
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    Original movie is super homo erotic. That said, it’s my dads favorite movie of all time. NTTAWWT.

    Also, I have used the phrase “because we were inverted” anytime I can’t explain a situation to great effect.


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    on quotes "the list is long but distinguished and so is my johnson."

    A favorite when someone is being a pussy "Mavrick's not engaging"

    when thing's arn't going well at work "hey mav you got the number of that truck drivin school from tv the other night? truckmaster I think it was?"

    Love to inttrupt when someone is saying "I" in a work meeting with a loud "WE"

    etc.
    "Can't you see..."

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    Maybe the new movie is why Vinales has started to perform this season. His dad was such a fan that he named him after the character.

    wiki/Maverick_Vińales



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    Maverick killed Goose.

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    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    The plot is supposed to revolve around Mav teaching at Top Gun and Goose's kid wanting to be a better pilot.
    Does Maverick kill him too?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Top Gun: Maverick

    I was hoping for a zombie goose return. what's Anthony Edwards up to these days?

    Kelly mcgillis is fatter than Kathleen Turner

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    FWIW, this was the director's previous film:

    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    Top Gun: Maverick

    Looks like the Sierra Sawtooths towards the end of the trailer (a couple of shots after the one that I know is Lake Tahoe).

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    How does the Tomcat come into play here? It's been retired for 15ish years? Unless the plot involves a war with Iran? Why does it look like he's in a space suit in that one shot?

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    Glad to see Hollywood coming up with another original idea. The creativity that comes out of there these days is mind boggling.
    The Sheriff is near!

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    Yeah, cuz movies are da serious.

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    Does Maverick have his own closet?

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    There better be a new Kenny Loggins song to go with this.

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    Fucking stoked!

    People are saying China was behind the change in jacket (omitting the Taiwanese and Japanese flags??

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapt View Post
    How does the Tomcat come into play here? It's been retired for 15ish years? Unless the plot involves a war with Iran? Why does it look like he's in a space suit in that one shot?
    Thats a F18, still in service. Straight tail wings F14, Slanted tail F18

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Yeah, cuz movies are da serious.
    How much does it cost to go see a movie these days?
    The Sheriff is near!

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    This really tears it. 20 fucking years and here we go again with the iceman shit. Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    Still the greatest scene in any movie ever. in the history of the world. period.



    guess they'll have a helleva time getting goose in this one.

    His front tooth is in the middle of his mouth.

    <shudder>

    Hate him (not because of the front tooth but that does creep me out).
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