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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    but pissing in people's yards isn't something I need a sign to keep me from doing.
    I doubt many of us need a sign to not do that...

    a stranger grabbing a pen out of my bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    One of my dogs would not piss or poop on concrete.
    Mine prefers concrete. He lines up on corners because, obviously, the edges of bushes and grass have more interesting smells than the boring middle sections. And then he lines up next to the target spot and pees forward, invariably hitting the concrete & splashing (if not directly hitting) his front leg. Every now and again he pees so high it hits his chest. Almost every day he pees on hisself or the sidewalk. I'm at a loss on what to do beyond frequent bathing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Who the fuck is trespassing on the sidewalk while walking their dog?

    Esplain it to me.
    The dog is trespassing by taking a few steps onto the lawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    The dog is trespassing by taking a few steps onto the lawn.
    I've got 2 big Great Danes. Nobody tells me to get my dogs off their lawn surprisingly haha
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    I really didn't know this bothered people. My dogs pee in people's grass pretty much everytime I walk them. I'd probably tell someone to fuck off if they were serious about stopping it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    The dog is trespassing by taking a few steps onto the lawn.
    "Dear Mr Samas.. I have heard great things about your traffic violations practice, do you have any expertise representing canines?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    Mine prefers concrete. He lines up on corners because, obviously, the edges of bushes and grass have more interesting smells than the boring middle sections. And then he lines up next to the target spot and pees forward, invariably hitting the concrete & splashing (if not directly hitting) his front leg. Every now and again he pees so high it hits his chest. Almost every day he pees on hisself or the sidewalk. I'm at a loss on what to do beyond frequent bathing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Yes, seems to me that if someone doesn't want dogs on any portion of their yard, a sign or a small fence is the appropriate way to get that message across.
    You’d know better than I but the legal easement of the sidewalk actually includes a path larger than the sidewalk, right? At least in most jurisdictions.

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    No, fling the dog poo bag at them.

    People walking their dogs past my shop would let their dogs shit in the parking strip and then not pick it up, it's just the parking strip. I asked one guy to pick up his dogs shit and he got mad. Piss, meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    No, fling the dog poo bag at them.

    People walking their dogs past my shop would let their dogs shit in the parking strip and then not pick it up, it's just the parking strip. I asked one guy to pick up his dogs shit and he got mad. Piss, meh
    Aggro fling @ rude non-picker-uppers is a totally valid response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    You’d know better than I but the legal easement of the sidewalk actually includes a path larger than the sidewalk, right? At least in most jurisdictions.
    Yep. In City of Denver it's generally the first 7 feet from the curb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    You’d know better than I but the legal easement of the sidewalk actually includes a path larger than the sidewalk, right? At least in most jurisdictions.
    I believe Danno practices French (aka codified law) which generally does not consider a sidewalk to contain a legal easement which would therefore not nullify the right of the property owner to enforce trespassing laws upon the dog walker. Most importantly, by this standard interpretation, it would be incumbent on the property owner to prove direct ownership of the offending dog owner of said dog. This can be done through confirmation the dog is properly licensed by a recognized government agency which has jurisdiction to license dogs, and an ownership trail established to the dog owner.
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    I'm pretty certain that French law doesn't codify dog's toilet habits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    No, fling the dog poo bag at them.

    People walking their dogs past my shop would let their dogs shit in the parking strip and then not pick it up, it's just the parking strip. I asked one guy to pick up his dogs shit and he got mad. Piss, meh
    This happens quite a bit in my front yard as well as the local middle school. It's a fucking mine field of dog shit at the school. I love dogs but there sure are a shitload of crappy dog owners in PDX. I once had a lady give me shit when I demanded she pay me for her dog popping my kid's soccer ball at the school field. Her response was, " you do know this is an unofficial dog park !".

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    Urine big trubble now buddy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    I'm pretty certain that French law doesn't codify dog's toilet habits.
    Au contraire mon frere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Au contraire mon frere.
    Hé mon pote, ne m'appelle pas ton frère!
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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    hon HON HON

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    Telly Smelly, if I find myself doing something socially unacceptable (and it is quite often I find myself in such a predicament), I will pretend I am French and do not speak English very well. I find this generally diffuses the situation and I am free to carry about my business. This works in most countries, except France of course, in which case I pretend to be a Texan.
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    Too much time on everyone's hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Telly Smelly, if I find myself doing something socially unacceptable (and it is quite often I find myself in such a predicament), I will pretend I am French and do not speak English very well. I find this generally diffuses the situation and I am free to carry about my business. This works in most countries, except France of course, in which case I pretend to be a Texan.
    Or until the nrighbor yelling at you happens to speak fluent French...
    This guy tried that in France and got his ass kicked..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    and then stab the guy.
    And piss on his corpse yelling woof woof woof
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    And piss on his corpse yelling woof woof woof
    but pee before you're shot by police. I mean flee.

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    Dogs peeing on grass would be an ok name for a garage band that does covers of Dead/Phish.
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