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  1. #51
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    I bet the aliens have a seacrit tunnel from the fiveone over to burnt man.

    They like to party but hate to pay at the gate.
    watch out for snakes

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    I have it on good tinfoil authority aliens started burning man to pick up freaky earth women. Seems we're a lot alike. I like freaky earth women.

    Btw some of the aliens dress up as woman so earthman be careful and bring condoms. If all goes south you can at least cover the probe for sanitary reasons. If you're into that, then go get your freak on. NTTAWWT
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I'd stay away. Toxic waste site. The army was sued by civilian employees over health issues and responded by denying the base existed. They are happy to let people believe it's about aliens rather than toxic waste.
    Who do you work for Old Goat?

    WHO. DO. YOU. WORK. FOR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    FNKA, disco biscuits and space coke.

    What about the herp?


    Ya' just knew zippy here was going to quote his cool friend


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    Jeezus, just noticed that Towelie was recently invoked in another thread. Laps I take
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    That Jay and Silent Bob meme is gold.


    Might be some freaky chics around.

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    You might want to get those heel spurs looked at.
    watch out for snakes

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    It's all fun and games till the guns come out......
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    That Jay and Silent Bob meme is gold.


    Might be some freaky chics around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post


    It's all fun and games till the guns come out......
    What people in their position fail or forget to do is look at the sky. Best is a powerful lens on a still camera zoomed way the fuck in on a fast shutter speed. If you pretend it's just in your hands and fire off shots, amazing things will appear in your pics.

    There's a whole lot of shit happened to us and pics we got that I never talk about.

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    I'm a little surprised that the security barrier consists of a couple of signs and two yahoos cruising around in a pickup truck.

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    Two CAMO yahoos......
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Paging MiCol. I wonder if Gore-tex, Neoshell or eVent would be better against this ADS?
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    "Any attempt to illegally access [Air Force] military installations or military training areas is dangerous."

    Bring an army:




    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I'm a little surprised that the security barrier consists of a couple of signs and two yahoos cruising around in a pickup truck.
    That's gotta be where all the immigrants are coming in.. Build a wall!!
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What people in their position fail or forget to do is look at the sky. Best is a powerful lens on a still camera zoomed way the fuck in on a fast shutter speed. If you pretend it's just in your hands and fire off shots, amazing things will appear in your pics.

    There's a whole lot of shit happened to us and pics we got that I never talk about.
    Really, gunna leave it there?

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    I know, right?

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    Yep.


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    Joe will be there

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    You know this is a Russian active measure.

    Fucking dumb. Storm DC NOW
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    Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,

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    Storm DC NOW
    Yeah, cuz there are aliens there too !

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    You know this is a Russian active measure.

    Fucking dumb. Storm DC NOW
    Thanks for bringing that angle to light, DD.
    Fukkin Putin just might have a sense of humor after all.
    If I was him and set it all off into motion, I'd be on the floor crying with giddiness.

    This thread delivers.

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