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  1. #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Timely thread is timely

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    Gonna be a fun evening

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    Godspeed.

    I haven’t seen a single one since the second can of spray was unleashed into their misery pit.

    For the record my winning formula was:
    - 1 extra large can of wasp spray
    - 1 flooded yard
    - 1 additional extra large can of wasp spray
    I still call it The Jake.

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    No cheap gin? No Aerosmith slow dance numbers?

    TGR is slipping.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    No cheap gin? No Aerosmith slow dance numbers?

    TGR is slipping.
    Oh there was gin involved with can #2.

    The Aerosmith is close at hand for when they inevitably make their comeback attempt.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    #relieved
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Godspeed.

    I havenít seen a single one since the second can of spray was unleashed into their misery pit.

    For the record my winning formula was:
    - 1 extra large can of wasp spray
    - 1 flooded yard
    - 1 additional extra large can of wasp spray
    It was all a bit anticlimactic.

    -Sprayed the can in the hole until foam came out the top.

    -Did it once more for good measure about 45 minutes later.

    Nothing since.

    Outside of violating the Geneva Protocol, it appears to have been a rousing success.

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    Delta Dust seems to be a good way to go. This guy stirred them up but if you just walk up and give it a couple puffs you should be golden.


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    I havent read this whole thread but I went through this a few weekends ago at my neighbor’s beach place. The formula is pretty simple:

    (1) drink 3 cocktails
    (2) douse with some caustic shit
    (3) let sit overnight
    (4) next day drink 4 cocktails
    (5) have Blurred’s garden hose at the ready
    (6) fire
    (7) continually spray lighter fluid all over the place
    (8) rake the remains, if any
    (9) have a cocktail

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    thereís this thing now where jamokes bring 2 tiny trampolines and a ball which they bounce back and forth with a swatting motion. doesnít seem to be a winner drinking or loser watching his buddy hurl, like when we used to play a real game like quarters.
    A real game like quarters.... AMEN

    to this day i can sink a qtr into a dixie cup or glass like a pro. Cant forget the rag to dump the empty glass and the qtr onto. Then filler up cause im still shooting im on a fucking roll.
    Side note also mastered the art of intentionally overshooting the cup and landing a perfectly placed shot between a low cut tanktop and some cleavage...
    Thanks flow for jogging my memory of a skill i forgot i even had

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    I havent read this whole thread but I went through this a few weekends ago at my neighbor’s beach place. The formula is pretty simple:

    (1) drink 3 cocktails
    (2) douse with some caustic shit
    (3) let sit overnight
    (4) next day drink 4 cocktails
    (5) have Blurred’s garden hose at the ready
    (6) fire
    (7) continually spray lighter fluid all over the place
    (8) rake the remains, if any
    (9) have a cocktail

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    That’s doing it right.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Just before I ran to my friendly neighborhood ACE Hardware this evening I jammed the hose down the yellowjacket's front door and cranked it to 11.

    I get to ACE where I'm treated to exactly the kind of advice I went there to find. Started off as one kindly old associate noticing my second purchase of wasp spray in as many days. That's all it took before I had an entire cadre of retiree hardware store part-timers surrounding me telling stories of what worked for them. Gasoline was indeed a favorite of a couple.

    Surprisingly they all told me to use the glass bowl thing to which I responded by quickly retelling BC13's story. You've got some big fans at the Peachtree Battle ACE Hardware, BC13.

    I thanked them for their advice and headed home only to find that I had no need for the glass bowl trick anymore. Every single damned wasp hole in the 20 feet surrounding the original one was now gurgling out tap water like a mini Yellowstone. Well, shit I said to myself as I noticed a yellowjacket buzz by the driveway as I was surveying the new swamp in my front beds.

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    Glad to read you drowned the bastards out. Hopefully, most of them failed to find the escape hatch during the flash flood.



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    molten aluminum or GTFO




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    Quote Originally Posted by SirVicSmasher View Post
    A real game like quarters.... AMEN

    to this day i can sink a qtr into a dixie cup or glass like a pro. Cant forget the rag to dump the empty glass and the qtr onto. Then filler up cause im still shooting im on a fucking roll.
    Side note also mastered the art of intentionally overshooting the cup and landing a perfectly placed shot between a low cut tanktop and some cleavage...
    Thanks flow for jogging my memory of a skill i forgot i even had
    my pleasure, buddy.
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    We played speed quarters like it was our job in high school. One cup for every 2 participants. And if another cup catches you while you are bouncing your quarter in the first, you gotta drink. Lotta drinking in speed quarters.

    sent from Utah.
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    This paper wasp bounced off of me while I was tending the grill last night. It then flew directly into a spider web. It was pretty cool watching the spider attack and ultimately kill it. I was too late to get the spider in the photo too.

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    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Nice macro shot, what lens is that?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Nice macro shot, what lens is that?
    Canon f4 24-105 L on my Canon 6D
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Game Changer!

    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Plasma firing drone - every youngster's gotta have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Game Changer!

    How much shit do people need to set on fire remotely? I get wasps nests and maybe vines growing on power lines, but what else?

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    Maybe drunk driving hipsters?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    How much shit do people need to set on fire remotely? I get wasps nests and maybe vines growing on power lines, but what else?
    I bet if you posed that question in the Tammy Wynette thread you’d get a very different response.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    ^^^ lulz


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    Looks like this global warming thing might bring a new weapon to the fight.

    https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_relea...-sot071719.php
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    The European bee-eater (Merops apiaster) is one of the species moving with climate change, traditionally breeding in Africa, southern and central Europe and East Asia -- they have reportedly bred in Nottinghamshire.
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    All things wasp includes this gem from WV.

    meth-alternative

    BOONE COUNTY, W.Va. ó
    Police in West Virginia are warning people about an alarming drug trend.

    "We're seeing this here on the streets in Boone County," Sgt. Charles Sutphin told WCHS. "People are making a synthetic-type methamphetamine out of wasp spray."

    Authorities believe at least three people overdosed last week because they used insect repellent to make a meth alternative.

    "In my opinion, drugs are so bad around here. It's so available to people, and then all the time trying things new that we wouldn't even think about," resident Diana Ferguson said.

    Stores in Boone County reported selling 30 cans of the spray last Friday.

    Sutphin said the effects of using it are erratic behavior and extreme swelling and redness of the hands and feet.

    "From what we're being told, if you use it, you know, you might use it one or twice and be fine, but the third time when your body hits that allergic reaction, it can kill you," Sutphin said. "It's a cheap fix, and you don't know what the overall result of their usage of this is going to be."

    Authorities are working with poison control to determine the best treatment for someone using wasp spray as a drug.

    A 2018 ABC News article details how insect spray is used to get high:

    "The active ingredient in pesticides is a class of molecules known as pyrethroids, which penetrate the insectís nervous system. In insects, pyrethroids stun, then kill. In humans, they block proper nerve signaling, causing abnormal sensation and, in the worst cases, seizures or even paralysis.

    The spray also causes over-activation of of the sympathetic nervous system, which can lead to excitability, heart racing and difficulty breathing."
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    I love the smell of Spectracide in the morning ..... smells like victory!Click image for larger version. 

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