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  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by OregonDead View Post
    Noriega trapped in an embassy... sorry I thought that’s where we were going with the play list
    Oh that’s good.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    maybe try this greenskeeperís tactic
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
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    maybe try this greenskeeper’s tactic
    Oh, don’t mind this, that’s just... doctor’s orders.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Carl Spackler is all time! licensed to kill gofers
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    Should have called in an Asian.

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    Asians.

    Hornet larvae are a delicacy there. http://chef-a-gogo.com/tag/hornet-larvae/
    Or a skunk or martin or badger
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    dougW, you motherfucking dirty son of a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougW View Post
    Should have called in an Asian.



    Or a skunk or martin or badger
    That's what I told him! Skunks took care of my underground hives. Love the little stinkers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DougW View Post
    Should have called in an Asian.
    obviously you have had dinner with Lee Lau
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    That's what I told him! Skunks took care of my underground hives. Love the little stinkers!
    Itís all fun and games until your dog gets skunked right as youíre loading up for an eight hour drive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    It’s all fun and games until your dog gets skunked right as you’re loading up for an eight hour drive
    For me it was walking outside to look at the stars.

    Fuckers.
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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    I think I've told this story before but it's so good think I'll tell it again.

    My GF came home a bit tipsy one night and on her way in the house saw one of her many barn cats. Being drunk she felt like a kitty hug so she reached on down and grabbed the cat only it wasn't a cat, it was a skunk. She got full on sprayed at point blank range but she was so tired and inebriated that she just went on in the house, peeled off her clothes laying them on the kitchen chair over her husband's leather sheriff's jacket and trundled off to bed. Needless to say when her husband got home after patrol the house reeked and the jacket was ruined and he was not amused.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I think I've told this story before but it's so good think I'll tell it again.

    My GF came home a bit tipsy one night and on her way in the house saw one of her many barn cats. Being drunk she felt like a kitty hug so she reached on down and grabbed the cat only it wasn't a cat, it was a skunk. She got full on sprayed at point blank range but she was so tired and inebriated that she just went on in the house, peeled off her clothes laying them on the kitchen chair over her husband's leather sheriff's jacket and trundled off to bed. Needless to say when her husband got home after patrol the house reeked and the jacket was ruined and he was not amused.
    Should have told him it was great weed, too bad it's all gone hahahaha!
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Hahaha. Wow. Thereís drunk and then thereís ďdonít sober up after getting sprayed by a skunk drunk.Ē

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    Yeah I don't think I've been that drunk.

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    That guy is going to need a bigger bag to scoop up one of these nests.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Yeah I don't think I've been that drunk.
    maybe if you were married to a cop you would have
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    Drunk as a skunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    That guy is going to need a bigger bag to scoop up one of these nests.


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    Wow. Do NOT try my pinesol trick with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    That guy is going to need a bigger bag to scoop up one of these nests.


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    Just another reason to never go to Alabama. You'd need a cold war era amount of nukes for that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    Just another reason to never go to Alabama.[/URL]
    You actually need another reason?!?!?

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    Lulz^^^

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    How could any responsible property owner allow pests to go unmitigated for long enough to end up with a car sized wasp nest? I get that maybe way out in the woods or field that might happen, but right against your house? I feel no pity for them.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Timely thread is timely

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    Gonna be a fun evening

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    the lower one is giving you the stink eye
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    Underground Bee Hive

    I use my shop vac (w- long extensions) to get the YJís around my house. They like crawling in the grass (moisture, mud?) and it feels good when they bounce off the hose walls. Thwack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    That guy is going to need a bigger bag to scoop up one of these nests.


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    "If homeowners suspect a perennial nest is on their property, they should not touch it."


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