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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    explosive cornhole ever gonna be a thing?
    Gender reveal!




    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    I'm not sure if these would be 100% effective but it might be fun to watch the spiders vs the yellow jackets:

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    Also I'm not sure where you would actually get these spiders that can blanket a whole area with their webs.

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    I get them. Darn things balloon all over the place coating fences and whatnot with their webs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    explosive cornhole ever gonna be a thing?
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    Depends
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    Gender reveal!
    haha. The Depends might cause a problem with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    explosive cornhole ever gonna be a thing?
    Bourdain played a game like that in Central or South America in one episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    I'm not sure if these would be 100% effective but it might be fun to watch the spiders vs the yellow jackets:

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    Also I'm not sure where you would actually get these spiders that can blanket a whole area with their webs.

    https://4clarityofinfinity.wordpress...er-by-spiders/
    You could probably light that web on fire at one end and it would burn across the whole field. Especially if you sprayed a little diesel on it first. Spiders screaming! You'd probably succeed in killing the yellow jackets too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    How long would you say these fuckers are from stem to stern? Looks kinda European Hornet-ish (but they are big bastards) from the pics. If they are an inch or more in length, fuck that shit, pay somebody. They are badass as all hell.

    Another "introduced species", that always works out well. wtf were they thinking is what I wonder. "We're not terrified enough in this new land, let's get some hornets up in here."
    You might be thinking cicada killers. Black with while back ends. Look huge. Mostly harmless unless really really provoked. Think I've said it before, in my pest control days we used a powder in a bulb on the end of a pole typically. Spray into hole and it's a residual called ficam The ones in the balst zone get coated and come buzzing out like flying powdered donut holes. The other just get it on their next way out and die later.

    FYI ficam I believe works on many flying stingy pests and for in ground application I say long pole, dusk time and a couple good puffs from a bulb applicator.

    Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    You could probably light that web on fire at one end and it would burn across the whole field. Especially if you sprayed a little diesel on it first. Spiders screaming! You'd probably succeed in killing the yellow jackets too.
    No fire necessary. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on spiders. The beautiful part is that when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If Bmills burns down Buckhead, you guys are gonna be responsible.

    Bmills, diesel doesn't light w/ a match. So if you plan to hover over the nest hole tossing in match after match, make sure you have an epipen ready.
    Noted. If tonight's mission fails, Buckhead will burn tomorrow.

    It may be overdue. Been a long time since Ray Lewis.

    It'll be kinda like, maybe, exactly like, this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Undertow View Post
    BMills if you love yourself, family and property call the pros...! Def will continue to read to see what method you decide to use and outcome... Good luck...!
    Myself, check.

    Son, check.

    Border Collie, check.

    Wife and family, checking the life insurance policy for death by insects.

    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    paging Bmills
    *picks up white courtesy phone*

    If the call comes from within, who answers?

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Oh dear. If he suddenly stops posting again, is there someone here who lives nearby who could check on him?
    I think marshalltucker is now listed as my TGRforums next of kin.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    No fire necessary. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on spiders. The beautiful part is that when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
    Woah. Easy there. Some of us are still in mourning.







    Anyway, here's my battle plan tonight now that it's after 11, the temperature is sub 80 degrees, and the enemy has supposedly bedded down for the night:



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    I still call it The Jake.

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    I'd have gone with Donnay or Prince, but hey, it's your funeral.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Well?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Well?
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    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Requires a repost of this epic battle


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Well?
    I'm sure he drank plenty of water.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Anybody besides me starting to get worried?
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    He dead


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    Too soon to post a Rip thread?
    watch out for snakes

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    For the Mets itís never too soon


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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Too soon to post a Rip thread?
    Bmills may have been waging an all night war with the evil flying creatures that live in the ground. His last posts were from late last night. He may still be asleep.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    These are yellow jackets. Spray shit is useless to get down into the nest which is usually about a foot or so underground. These damned things are second only to bald face hornets in terms of painful stings. We get them in the south all the time usually starting in August.

    Kill them by waiting until night, then dumping about a pint of gas down the hole. No need for fire or matches, but that can enhance the fun. Here, too close to the house.

    When I was a kid, we had an underground nest near the kitchen window. I went out one night, and stuck an M-80 down the hole (a real one). Stood back with a flashlight and watched them come streaming out of the hole. Little did I know they would fly to light. Got the shit stung out of me. In the morning, heard Mom screech, and Dad start yelling. They had come into the house via a crack in the window somewhere following the kitchen light. About 100 of the buggers in the house. Parental units not happy.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Status report:

    One entire extra-large can of RAID emptied directly into the entrance of the nest. First from the recommended 15 feet then progressively closer as the confidence grew until it sputtered out of accelerant.

    Protective gear was worn then tossed aside as I heard their imaginary screams for mercy.

    I located the gas line to the house and it is dangerously close to the nest so gas bombing then may not be an option.

    When I left this morning it still reeked of RAID and victory outside the house. Dead silent.

    I did swing home for lunch to behead the remains, if any.

    Motherfucker if I didn’t see at least 5 of them lingering around the violated entrance to their misery pit.

    I’ll reassess this evening. Possibly after cocktails.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Possibly after cocktails.
    bourbon lights pretty well

    if you happened to have lighter and one of fuckers emerges, spit take + lighter = emotional lash out satisfaction

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    Phew. You're ok. I do fear that you didn't eradicate the colony. The first skirmish only took down yj's on the perimeter defense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Protective gear was worn s.
    ski gear works pretty good IME, something with a lot of insulation they can't penetrate, the Hornets can't hang out in all that treated area ... they are done
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    They will be back. I went through a few rounds of what you just did before I got serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
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    Things are going fine guys!

    Iíll reassess this evening. Possibly after cocktails.
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    ^^^Good news is they can't sting his eyeballs.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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