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  1. #1
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    You know whos a dick?

    Stephen Tyler, thats who. You refuse to play my 6th grade dance epic song Angel anymore? Ok.

    But this thread should survive for reasons.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  3. #3
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    Well, can you really blame him?
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

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    Liz Cheney is currently a bigger dick than Dick Cheney. I like to think of Dick Cheney lying decrepit in his bed in his Teton Pines mansion, slowly dying of old age like a mere mortal despite all the power and influence he wielded in his prime, realizing that he played a major role in unleashing pent-up chaos in the middle east and bankrupting our great nation, and dying with regret. Or, maybe he became a chill bro in his later years and he's just sitting in the Teton Pines clubhouse ganging up on Jerry Blann with all the other rich dudes telling him to go fuck himself for signing JHMR on to IKON pass.

    Liz Cheney could sit back like the trust fund girl she is, paddleboarding String Lake, hiring a trophy husband to paddle the Snake, the Green, the South Fork, the Hank, etc. and constantly travelling to Sayulita, but no, she wants the fucking power, and the way to achieve power in Wyoming is to support destroying Bristol Bay with the Pebble Mine, slaughtering every last grizzly and wolf because they'll murder our grandchildren, and I guess we can throw in logging and drilling on public lands in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, because it's not good enough to drill on shitty ugly land in Texas, North Dakota, and Weld County Colorado.

    I guess this might be polyass, but who actually likes Liz Cheney?

    In all seriousness, you know who's a dick? The 22-year old guide who low-holed me on a small creek today and held a 12-inch fish out of water for 30 seconds trying to get the hook out and then let his clients hold it up for another 10 seconds for a great photo.

  5. #5
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    Good Rant!
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  6. #6
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    You know whos a dick?

    Wyoming sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Well, can you really blame him?
    This. +bonus points for still playing MY 6th grade slow dance epic dream on.
    "Can't you see..."

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    watch out for snakes

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    You know whos a dick?


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    This seems like some weird chaos theory/time travel thread where adult BMills is worried that Steven bailing on singing Angel now is going to cockblock his 6th grade self and thus the cockblocked 6th grader will grow up bitter and never know the true joy of good bourbon.

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    I'm here to post in this very important thread
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Bunch of trailer park dicks.

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    When I was a journalist, I inteviewed a Dick once...

    https://www.ign.com/articles/2001/12...-butkus-part-1
    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

    http://www.blizzardsportusa.com/

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    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  18. #18
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    Apparently I am, at least in the judgement of Mrs. Bimble who proclaims herself to be an expert in such matters.

    That said...go fuck yourselves beaters.
    The Sheriff is near!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    This. +bonus points for still playing MY 6th grade slow dance epic dream on.
    ++bonus points if they're still playing MY 6th grade slow dance epic "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing". (Ok, 9th grade, but I just wanted to chime in).
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Heres the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    "Can't you see..."

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    Let's hear it for the OG Dick, Richard III.
    What hump?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
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    maybe she can help us with the dick punch recipe
    skid luxury

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