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Thread: I bear sprayed a dude
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06-28-2019, 09:22 PM #151
With two offices and approx 90 field staff at peak staffing, there are so many unused expired canisters available every year, our tight-fisted corporate supply managers never authorize the purchase of training canisters. And catching a whiff when the wind changes does send the point home that this deterrent ain’t a toy. Still get a yahoo or two every time that has to show off however - LOL
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06-28-2019, 09:23 PM #152
So you need a 9mm to bike in Teton county, who knew?
Hope you’re unlicensed at least.Zone Controller
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06-28-2019, 09:43 PM #153Jacket Cobbler
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06-28-2019, 09:52 PM #154Registered User
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I still can't figure out why if the drunk was that drunk he needed to be maced why not just avoid ?
But if you be carrying mace or a 9mm around all the time would you be itching to us it ?Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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06-28-2019, 09:57 PM #155
Nah, he uses the full “Brother”
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06-28-2019, 10:01 PM #156
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06-28-2019, 10:15 PM #157
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06-28-2019, 10:24 PM #158
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06-28-2019, 10:26 PM #159
Should have thrown him a tube of Parvo cream, tell him to rub it in his eyes to soothe the burn.
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06-28-2019, 10:26 PM #160
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06-28-2019, 10:34 PM #161
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06-28-2019, 10:35 PM #162
Does anyone else here think “I bear sprayed a dude” carries homo-erotic connotations?
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06-28-2019, 10:40 PM #163
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06-28-2019, 10:48 PM #164
Sorry but no, don't do a short test, ever. All it takes is a grain of the spray to stick in the nozzle and the pressure can/will leak out slowly. Leaving you with 95% of the spray sitting there with no propellant. There's plenty of youtubes and ranger programs on how to use it, but not by a short burst from the can you count on. [/threaddriftrant]
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06-28-2019, 11:01 PM #165Registered User
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yup, my understanding is also that once you crack the canister its gotta be replaced
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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06-28-2019, 11:02 PM #166
Parvo should expend the rest of the can on Buttah's toilet seat.
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06-29-2019, 12:32 AM #167glocal
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If you're mpls upscale you get a bunch of dudes from the hood to follow you around with their tec 9's to provide cover fire, whether you need it or not.
That totally makes me laugh, but prolly only because I spent a summer in northern glacier park.
But I guess it'd be a great coming out line...
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06-29-2019, 12:38 AM #168
Nope, just you
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06-29-2019, 04:56 AM #169Registered User
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Ah, kinda like when me and my bud working in the wholesale store as youngsters would do Reddi Whips and put them back in the boxes. The liquid cream would ooze out the top and make a mess without the nitrous. Many cases of returns that the boss couldn't understand so a sales guy comes from the distributor. As he's talking to the boss my bud and I are peeking around the corner very worried and he spots us. The look on his face as he realized what was going on was funny. He was cool though and didn't out us,
Well, that was a bit if thread drift there, but it brought back memories.
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06-29-2019, 06:22 AM #170
^^^ Apropos of nothing. Many years ago a buddy got into an altercation at a campsite in the Beartooths with another guy.
Other guy pulled a can of Bear Spray and attempted to hose down buddy. Other guy did not take notice of wind direction and was hosed instead.
As he lay writhing in agony on the ground, buddy stood over him offering to shove the remainder of the can up his ass or down his throat.
Hilarity ensued.
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06-29-2019, 06:55 AM #171
I bear sprayed a dude
Last edited by ncskier; 06-29-2019 at 08:00 AM.
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06-29-2019, 06:58 AM #172
Well I’ll be. In all my years since al gore invented the Internet, I’ve never seen a tall tale backed up by proof. I’ll sleep better next time I’m in park city area knowing the 3rd floor bathroom is real and I’m walking the same area coach prowled.
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06-29-2019, 07:25 AM #173
Is someone gonna make that idiot reimburse the other guy for that $50 can of bear spray?
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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06-29-2019, 07:52 AM #174
personally if I let someone blowing that bac swing on me and make contact
id buy a gat or ditch the ineffective footwear or git a life coach
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06-29-2019, 08:39 AM #175
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