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  1. #351
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Dude made me a samich the other day.
    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.

    I guarantee the OP's food was fucked with.


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    This thread has inspired me to cut down a lonely pair of jeans that had shrunk up to hipster length. I'm starting a new old trend. Waiting for the profit.

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    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.

    I guarantee the OP's food was fucked with.


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    Quote Originally Posted by m1ce83 View Post
    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.
    Harry, your alias is calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    This. I am wearing cut-off jeans at this very moment.
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Thicc
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Definitely need the Bear spray for that one.

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    Bonus points for the mom jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Harry, your alias is calling.
    Maybe they were just both on the same ship?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Definitely need the Bear spray for that one.
    I heard virgins mistakenly spray it on themselves thinking they will attract an older bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Harry, your alias is calling.
    No idea. That is not my alias.


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    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new dude just fucked it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    I heard virgins mistakenly spray it on themselves thinking they will attract an older bear.
    This joke is either deep space kink or idongetit

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new dude just fucked it up.
    Nah there was an m- account copying various posts verbatim in the injuries forum. I assume it's an easy way to cross the post threshold automatically

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new bot just fucked it up.
    FIFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    This joke is either deep space kink or idongetit
    virgin looking to have his deep space violated, bro.
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