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Thread: I bear sprayed a dude
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07-17-2019, 09:14 AM #326
Lemmy wasn't afraid of the DD's.
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07-17-2019, 03:08 PM #327
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07-17-2019, 03:36 PM #328
Dude made me a samich the other day. Stopped in his new place of work to get some sloshies and sammies for a float and I didn't recognize his face but his sleeve of hipster tats rang a bell. Should have asked if they sell bear spray.
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07-17-2019, 04:27 PM #329Registered User
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07-17-2019, 05:00 PM #330
Dunno, seems like a good way to end up with unwanted ingredients in your sammich.
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07-17-2019, 05:00 PM #331
You sure he didn’t recognize you?
Did your sandwich have extra mayo by chance?
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07-17-2019, 05:04 PM #332
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07-17-2019, 06:42 PM #333
When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.
I guarantee the OP's food was fucked with.
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07-17-2019, 10:50 PM #334
This thread has inspired me to cut down a lonely pair of jeans that had shrunk up to hipster length. I'm starting a new old trend. Waiting for the profit.
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07-18-2019, 01:50 AM #335Banned
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When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.
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07-18-2019, 02:08 AM #336
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07-18-2019, 08:29 AM #337
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07-18-2019, 08:39 AM #338
Thicc
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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07-18-2019, 09:34 AM #339Funky But Chic
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Definitely need the Bear spray for that one.
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07-18-2019, 10:13 AM #340
Bonus points for the mom jeans
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07-18-2019, 10:16 AM #341
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07-18-2019, 10:20 AM #342Funky But Chic
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07-18-2019, 01:19 PM #343Registered User
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07-18-2019, 07:16 PM #344
No idea. That is not my alias.
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07-18-2019, 07:19 PM #345Funky But Chic
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Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new dude just fucked it up.
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07-18-2019, 07:21 PM #346
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07-19-2019, 05:42 AM #347
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10-21-2019, 10:47 AM #348
Parvo sighting?
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/...st-mxp-vpx.hln
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10-21-2019, 03:52 PM #349
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10-21-2019, 03:55 PM #350
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