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Thread: I bear sprayed a dude
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07-01-2019, 12:56 PM #251Registered User
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Older style freeridey bike shorts were baggy, IME they often got caught on the pointy end of the seat,
the newer style are slimmer fit but still fit over the top of knee padzLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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07-01-2019, 12:58 PM #252Been there, skied that.
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TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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07-01-2019, 12:59 PM #253
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07-01-2019, 01:01 PM #254
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07-01-2019, 01:04 PM #255
He’s either kidding or has chicken legs and jealous of all the juicy man legs in the summer.
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07-01-2019, 01:08 PM #256Good-lookin' wool
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glade, you in seattle? I'll buy you a beer this summer while wearing jorts.
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07-01-2019, 01:09 PM #257Registered User
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Show up in a speedo, Art.
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07-01-2019, 01:12 PM #258"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-01-2019, 01:14 PM #259
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07-01-2019, 01:17 PM #260
Never skip leg day!
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07-01-2019, 01:18 PM #261
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07-01-2019, 01:41 PM #262
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07-01-2019, 02:02 PM #263
Don't spray anyone wearing this ^
As for this sexy beast. You'll know what to do
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07-01-2019, 03:17 PM #264
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07-01-2019, 03:40 PM #265
Craziest thing is to witness some of these Central Americans working at landscaping all day in long pants and long sleeves. I assume to protect from sun and insects, but, dear lord, I've seen it on 95 degree/60 percent humidity days. Tough people.
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07-01-2019, 03:46 PM #266"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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07-01-2019, 03:48 PM #267
Yeah. Always blew me away how well they can deal with the heat. My Germanic blood however hates it. I sweat my nards off and feel like I'm dying in triple degree, humid weather. Inversely however, those guys don't fare too well in the cold. I did fine up in North Dakota winters working outside in brutal weather, but man the poor Mexican and Jamaican frac workers I met were utterly hating life out on location. They'd huddle in groups by heat plants, shivering and cussing about the weather. I'm starting to think our tolerance for extreme temps may just have something to do with genetics.
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07-01-2019, 03:52 PM #268
Bring’em some lemonade in short shorts with a smile.
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07-01-2019, 05:15 PM #271Registered User
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Even funnier
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07-01-2019, 07:05 PM #272
Nothing tough about me either. I'm easily the most unassuming, peaceful wallflowers among the collective. However, I've found that I'm a bit of a target being the biggest swinging dick in the room. Shitstains assume i'm itchin to scrap, break up a fight, defend some sweaty betty's honor, or arm wrestle butter bean to prove how they bested the biggest fella in the bar. At my advanced age it's much easier to shoot some fool in the face than get another boxer's break trying to crack a jaw with poor form. Now I'm learning to use my girth instead of my glock against some suicidal fuckstick bent on spoiling my day.
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07-02-2019, 10:25 AM #273Good-lookin' wool
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I admittedly dont spend too much time in Wyoming, but shooting people has to come with a few headaches. Parvo - get a tazer with a go pro on it instead.
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07-02-2019, 10:29 AM #274
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07-02-2019, 11:16 AM #275
Lawyer said it costs about $50k to shoot a fool here, if you're not charged and it's justified. Wounding a criminal can even be more spendy. So I'd have to sell my precious moments figurine collection to pay for killing this idiot. Fortunately bear spraying dudes is free.
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