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  1. #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I keep my shit locked up in Vermont. Seriously.
    Different thread for that, but aren't you supposed to mail the shit in to a lab? Or is the lab in Vermont? Asking for a friend.

  2. #227
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I picked up some pepper spray recently for boob and melville-reader loving weirdos
    I’m a boob loving weirdo. Pls don’t spray me with your aggro spices.

  3. #228
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    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I’m a boob loving weirdo. Pls don’t spray me with your aggro spices.
    Don’t worry it’s only for another level of weirdo. The aggro kind that likes dick punches
    skid luxury

  5. #230
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    What's the recipe for Dick Punch?

    Nevermind I don't want any anyways.

  6. #231
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    Dick punch with a maul sidecar?


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  7. #232
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    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was reserved for Lord Vader himself.


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    Party on Darth.....

  8. #233
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    Thread winner
    watch out for snakes

  9. #234
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    post of the day there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was reserved for Lord Vader himself.


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    Party on Darth.....
    Post of the week (but it’s still early)


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  11. #236
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Yes
    Heh.

  12. #237
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    While checking the list is an amusing part of my day, not sad to see this go. Kind of a scarlet letter here with no follow up if you're found innocent, charges are reduced, dick stout gets you off, etc. Although most of the community seems to be unhappy it's going away since it's the first step in investigating why your river guide didn't show up for work.
    I"m always relieved when I look at that and my brother's not on it...

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    https://www.outsideonline.com/239917...ck-bear-attack

    Who needs a gun or pepper spray?! Just carry an axe...

  14. #239
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    was this discussed?

    I"m thinking the drunk guy was playing out his homo-erotic fantasies when he saw you all studded out in your lycra
    he couldn't control himself when he saw your cod piece and wanted you bad so he took out a few people in his way and b lined it to your scrawny cyclist body
    thankfully you were armed, bear spray probably took care of his errection and made him realize he may have been wrong
    cyclist make people uncomfortable with there tight fitting clothes and physical prowress

  15. #240
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    Quote Originally Posted by carpathian View Post
    https://www.outsideonline.com/239917...ck-bear-attack

    Who needs a gun or pepper spray?! Just carry an axe...

    I was hiking up to my hunting/blueberry meadow during a rain when I saw bushes parting down the slope, through the hollow, and up the slope. I'm like, "The fuk?"
    Good thing it wasn't a grizzly, because the little blackie popped his head out over the trail exactly where I was standing. I think he might have bumped my raingear with his little black nose...I could have rifle-butted him in self defense if I was quick enough.

    I don't think he knew I was there. Certainly don't think he came to count coup on me... But he was moving like he was on a mission...He hauled ass out of there as soon as he got a good nose full of sweat, rubber, fabric softener, and gun oil from six inches. But...maybe he could have known something was tippin up the trail and figured me for another blackie? Bold move on his part, considering the trail has big piles of brown bear shit on it...I thought it was funny at the time. Especially the way he skint out of there, breaking branches and snapping vines like "Oh shit!"


    A few years later, I looked a 6-footer in the eye from the Russian River path and realized how bad it frightened them for a person to do that. Later, I heard an old Inuit from Wainwright who used to make problem polar bears charge and impale themselves on a long spear he held jammed in the ground.."You gotta look'em in the eye, lettum know you're gonna kill'em. This makes them know they have to fight." Holy shit.

  16. #241
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    I hear bears hate lycra but for some reason they can't help but stare you down

  17. #242
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    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.

  18. #243
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    Down the highway all the bears wear lycra.

  19. #244
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.
    b-bear??

  20. #245
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.
    Ooooooooohkay then. Moving right along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    b-bear??
    Judging by her spousal choices I’d say she’s more into baggies.

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    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
    Baggie mtb shorts for my commute.

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    Studded - nice


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  24. #249
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    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    you were born too late, you are a boomer at heart.

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