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Thread: I bear sprayed a dude
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06-29-2019, 07:58 PM #226
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06-29-2019, 09:20 PM #227
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06-29-2019, 09:31 PM #228riser4 - Ignore me! Please!
Kenny Satch - With pleasure
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06-29-2019, 09:39 PM #229
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06-30-2019, 06:30 AM #230Funky But Chic
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What's the recipe for Dick Punch?
Nevermind I don't want any anyways.
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06-30-2019, 07:33 AM #231Registered User
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Dick punch with a maul sidecar?
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06-30-2019, 08:28 AM #232
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06-30-2019, 10:20 AM #233
Thread winner
watch out for snakes
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06-30-2019, 10:23 AM #234
post of the day there.
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06-30-2019, 11:30 AM #235Registered User
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Post of the week (but it’s still early)
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06-30-2019, 12:22 PM #236
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06-30-2019, 03:44 PM #237
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06-30-2019, 04:42 PM #238
https://www.outsideonline.com/239917...ck-bear-attack
Who needs a gun or pepper spray?! Just carry an axe...
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06-30-2019, 05:13 PM #239Registered User
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was this discussed?
I"m thinking the drunk guy was playing out his homo-erotic fantasies when he saw you all studded out in your lycra
he couldn't control himself when he saw your cod piece and wanted you bad so he took out a few people in his way and b lined it to your scrawny cyclist body
thankfully you were armed, bear spray probably took care of his errection and made him realize he may have been wrong
cyclist make people uncomfortable with there tight fitting clothes and physical prowress
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06-30-2019, 05:59 PM #240
I was hiking up to my hunting/blueberry meadow during a rain when I saw bushes parting down the slope, through the hollow, and up the slope. I'm like, "The fuk?"
Good thing it wasn't a grizzly, because the little blackie popped his head out over the trail exactly where I was standing. I think he might have bumped my raingear with his little black nose...I could have rifle-butted him in self defense if I was quick enough.
I don't think he knew I was there. Certainly don't think he came to count coup on me... But he was moving like he was on a mission...He hauled ass out of there as soon as he got a good nose full of sweat, rubber, fabric softener, and gun oil from six inches. But...maybe he could have known something was tippin up the trail and figured me for another blackie? Bold move on his part, considering the trail has big piles of brown bear shit on it...I thought it was funny at the time. Especially the way he skint out of there, breaking branches and snapping vines like "Oh shit!"
A few years later, I looked a 6-footer in the eye from the Russian River path and realized how bad it frightened them for a person to do that. Later, I heard an old Inuit from Wainwright who used to make problem polar bears charge and impale themselves on a long spear he held jammed in the ground.."You gotta look'em in the eye, lettum know you're gonna kill'em. This makes them know they have to fight." Holy shit.
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06-30-2019, 06:32 PM #241
I hear bears hate lycra but for some reason they can't help but stare you down
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06-30-2019, 06:49 PM #242
I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.
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06-30-2019, 06:52 PM #243Registered User
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Down the highway all the bears wear lycra.
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06-30-2019, 09:52 PM #244
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07-01-2019, 07:16 AM #245
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07-01-2019, 07:39 AM #246
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07-01-2019, 09:15 AM #247
No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
Baggie mtb shorts for my commute.
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07-01-2019, 11:21 AM #248
Studded - nice
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07-01-2019, 12:52 PM #249Banned
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Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
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07-01-2019, 12:55 PM #250Registered User
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