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    I bear sprayed a dude

    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    The fuck?
    In his defense he lives in an area where just about everything is illegal, including but not limited to sling shots, spray paints, good fire works and most form of guns.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I redacted dude's name since I figure we're even...

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    Well Iíll be. In all my years since al gore invented the Internet, Iíve never seen a tall tale backed up by proof. Iíll sleep better next time Iím in park city area knowing the 3rd floor bathroom is real and Iím walking the same area coach prowled.


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    Is someone gonna make that idiot reimburse the other guy for that $50 can of bear spray?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    personally if I let someone blowing that bac swing on me and make contact
    id buy a gat or ditch the ineffective footwear or git a life coach
    possibly all 3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well then, if I was face to face with a grizzly, I'd rather have pepper spray. Or a serious gun.
    TR forthcoming: "I dude sprayed a bear"

    Doesn't have quite the right ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncskier View Post
    In his defense he lives in an area where just about everything is illegal, including but not limited to sling shots, spray paints, good fire works and most form of guns.


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    Good fireworks in the next state.

    Pretty happy I don't have to bike or walk around with a gun. I mean, the fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Pretty happy I don't have to bike or walk around with a gun.
    fyi you don't
    skid luxury

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    Another option for bike carry. .38 spl+p pretty much idiot proof. Someone once recommended buckshot for the first two rounds, then hollow points. I go all hollow.

    One dud in hundreds of rounds, nowhere near the inconsistency of my pos 9. No paper target is safe.

    Have never even come close to using on the trail, but mountain bike solo a lot and want something besides bare hands and blocking with bike if Smokey shows up. Bear spray/water bottle holster now on my list. Probably a higher chance of an altercation with drivers when riding the road bike. IME Colorado drivers HATE cyclists, and in a lot of cases, I can't blame them. I never carry on the road bike, but have had drivers pull some pretty douchy stunts that made me wish I had. Probably all the more reason to just carry some bear/pepper spray.

    Another great read; thanks Parvo!
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    the future is armed bikers wearing archaeopteryx while riding carbon bikes through disintegrating urban landscapes

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    Just checked out those little pepper spray thingies, and they are legal here. Might get one. Had a bad encounter with Mr. Steroid driving an Escalade last year. He was kinda bearish, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Good fireworks in the next state.

    Pretty happy I don't have to bike or walk around with a gun. I mean, the fuck?
    You should be happy, but if you think Teton village is more violent then the ny metro I believe you inhabit, youíve got another thing coming.

    Thatís fine though, parvo did the right thing,
    Controlled himself, but was prepared.
    Werenít you a Boy Scout, always be prepared.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Does anyone else here think ďI bear sprayed a dudeĒ carries homo-erotic connotations?
    Itís a euphemism for the Third Floor Bathroom
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ncskier View Post
    You should be happy, but if you think Teton village is more violent then the ny metro I believe you inhabit, youíve got another thing coming.

    Thatís fine though, parvo did the right thing,
    Controlled himself, but was prepared.
    Werenít you a Boy Scout, always be prepared.


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    Well, there you go. The old violent, nasty NYC thing again. Sorta reminds me of that Chris Rock routine all about how we should all really be fearful of the white suburban school kids, because they're the ones who kill the most with guns. They crazy!
    And the "NY metro" is a really big place populated by maybe a hundred million. Ever read in the news about us shooting each other (except the school kids, of course)? No. We don't have guns. Well, most.

    I actually pucker up and watch myself west of the Mississippi more. Lots of guns. They crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendtheski View Post
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    Another option for bike carry. .38 spl+p pretty much idiot proof. Someone once recommended buckshot for the first two rounds, then hollow points. I go all hollow.

    One dud in hundreds of rounds, nowhere near the inconsistency of my pos 9. No paper target is safe.

    Have never even come close to using on the trail, but mountain bike solo a lot and want something besides bare hands and blocking with bike if Smokey shows up. Bear spray/water bottle holster now on my list. Probably a higher chance of an altercation with drivers when riding the road bike. IME Colorado drivers HATE cyclists, and in a lot of cases, I can't blame them. I never carry on the road bike, but have had drivers pull some pretty douchy stunts that made me wish I had. Probably all the more reason to just carry some bear/pepper spray.

    Another great read; thanks Parvo!
    I hope by Smokey you mean a griz, not the Highway Patrol.

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    I bear sprayed a dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Well, there you go. The old violent, nasty NYC thing again. Sorta reminds me of that Chris Rock routine all about how we should all really be fearful of the white suburban school kids, because they're the ones who kill the most with guns. They crazy!
    And the "NY metro" is a really big place populated by maybe a hundred million. Ever read in the news about us shooting each other (except the school kids, of course)? No. We don't have guns. Well, most.

    I actually pucker up and watch myself west of the Mississippi more. Lots of guns. They crazy!
    I have a brother in CT whoís armed to the teeth because of Newtown and some looting after hurricane Sandy (I think). Guns are a lot harder for him to legally own, but heís determined af.

    Pretty reasonable guy in most other aspects, but nearly unrecognizable from the guy I grew up with when it comes to firearms. Totally buys into the govít conspiracy re Newtown. Has both zombie apocalypse and tyrannical gubímints bases covered I guess.
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I hope by Smokey you mean a griz, not the Highway Patrol.
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    "I dude sprayed a bear"
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    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendtheski View Post
    I have a brother in CT whoís armed to the teeth because of Newtown and some looting after hurricane Sandy (I think). Guns are a lot harder for him to legally own, but heís determined af.

    Pretty reasonable guy in most other aspects, but nearly unrecognizable from the guy I grew up with when it comes to firearms. Totally buys into the govít conspiracy re Newtown. Has both zombie apocalypse and tyrannical gubímints bases covered I guess.
    Newtown?? Is he in first grade?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncskier View Post
    You should be happy, but if you think Teton village is more violent then the ny metro I believe you inhabit, you’ve got another thing coming.

    That’s fine though, parvo did the right thing,
    Controlled himself, but was prepared.
    Weren’t you a Boy Scout, always be prepared.


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    LOL, ain't much of a bad element in the NYC Metro area. And, yes, I have some experience living near there in the past and have several close friends still living there. One of my best friends is a security manager at Madison Square Garden. Fun fact. The vast majority of violent street criminals are poor people. Poor people can't afford the NYC metro area. Again, Charlotte's probably more dangerous than downtown Manhattan.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Yep, so glad this was not the I sprayed a bare dood thread.

    Although it might bring back blurred in a discussion of garden hoses.
    watch out for snakes

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    I need those shredder bullets for my strap when Iím riding the trails. Other riders can get fucked or blasted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Newtown?? Is he in first grade?
    See? There you go trying to apply logic. He had kids in school at the time, nowhere nearby. His father-in-law is a rabid conservatard baby-boomer OCD 24/7 Fox watcher, and I think some of it's rubbed off. His wife's as big a kook as her dad; loves to carry on about wanting the same for her kids that she had; single child of upper middle class parents in Paramus, NJ when it was still primarily white.

    Not in 1st grade, but same mentality.
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    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    the future is armed bikers wearing archaeopteryx while riding carbon bikes through disintegrating urban landscapes
    yes to everything but the archaeopteryx. Even spandex warriors think that shit is overpriced/rated.

    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    I bear sprayed a dude

    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    LOL, ain't much of a bad element in the NYC Metro area. And, yes, I have some experience living near there in the past and have several close friends still living there. One of my best friends is a security manager at Madison Square Garden. Fun fact. The vast majority of violent street criminals are poor people. Poor people can't afford the NYC metro area. Again, Charlotte's probably more dangerous than downtown Manhattan.
    Once again let me make myself clear for the intellectually challenged. I never said nyc was dangerous. However, Teton village is not either. In fact, being run over or assaulted would be the last thing I would expect in either place.
    Parvo was just prepared. Nothing more, nothing less.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bendtheski View Post
    yes to everything but the archaeopteryx. Even spandex warriors think that shit is overpriced/rated.

    fly low?

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