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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Bears are attracted to boobs too? That’s awesome.
    duh, everything is attracted to boobs 🤣
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Gotta break out the inmate list before they take it away!

    http://www.tetonsheriff.org/?page_id=28
    imagine being the last drunk to get your face plastered on there the day before it goes away.

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    I’ll never read his stories the same ever again. Had no idea he was such a pussy. Rabid dogs, okay little fellah.
    Third and final lap, I’m out!
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Cops said he blew even higher BAC at hospital... dude was out of his mind drunk but I thought he was also hepped up on goofballs or meth or something since he was so agitated and worked up.

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    Seriously.

    .18%, what was it, a Tuesday morning?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Timber is right. From this day forth none shall question Parvo’s tales.
    Just why he'd wait for nearly two years to post about it...
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    was that from this weeks Wed paper? gotta read up on that and second BMills asking about Blurred’s spray paint story. want to hear


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    Dude looks awfully proud of himself in the pic accompanying the online story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Dude looks awfully proud of himself in the pic accompanying the online story.
    He's probably still amused about the rabid dogs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I leaned two things from this thread.

    1. There are people who don't know what Dave Smith's is. It is like Amazon for pickups.

    2. There are people who are still amazed at the number of people that carry in states with liberal carry laws. Figure out how people carry and start trying to figure it out. It is a fun game.

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    This was a while back, but finally resolved everything with him and county (was told I needed to be at trial but didn't).

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    You garnish his wages?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    gotta read up on that and second BMills asking about Blurred’s spray paint story. want to hear
    I can never find anything on this website. Perhaps someone with better skillz can. It involved a preacher in a pickup and some spray paint. I recall it was entertaining.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    "I just got Parvo'd":


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    I’d never heard the Dave Smith term prior either


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    Did you toss those gloves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    You garnish his wages?
    Not sure what the state is doing to him but I'm good now. Punched my ear resulting in damaged ear drum and just wanted some cheddar to cover my doc visits.

    Another interesting thing I learned during this episode is that our county cops will often run people out of town they consider undesirable. Deputy told me they'll show up to people's work, home, continue to make contact with folks til they decide to move out of Teton County.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I’d never heard the Dave Smith term prior either


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    the entire town of Kellogg, ID is a car dealership. Parked in between ramshackle lead contaminated buildings and trailers are thousands of shiny new pickups and jeeps. It's nutty.

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    I bear sprayed a dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Not sure what the state is doing to him but I'm good now. Punched my ear resulting in damaged ear drum and just wanted some cheddar to cover my doc visits.

    Another interesting thing I learned during this episode is that our county cops will often run people out of town they consider undesirable. Deputy told me they'll show up to people's work, home, continue to make contact with folks til they decide to move out of Teton County.
    I think that’s essentially what happened to Seth Morrison in JH. iirc he stole a car and caused some ruckus and they said they wd drop the charges if he left and never came back

    https://youtu.be/yggQ3HbO0Wg

    bonus for the use of fascist too
    wait is digital death the dude??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Another interesting thing I learned during this episode is that our county cops will often run people out of town they consider undesirable. Deputy told me they'll show up to people's work, home, continue to make contact with folks til they decide to move out of Teton County.
    lol wtf?

    edit: also, read the thread title, read the op, was not disappointed. I can't help but feel it would be enormously fun to blast some idiot with bear spray. well done.

    re: guns to shoot dogs, can't roll my eyes hard enough but I'm in a local trail running fb group here and you simply would not believe the number of grown adults who are pants-shittingly afraid of dogs.

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    Just reconfirms my disdain for Wyoming. That place sucks. It’s like Alabama north. Everyone in the state should go ahead and punch yerself in the dick, go on now. Dick Punches for all.
    So many laps, I think I’m done though!
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by mall walker View Post
    lol wtf?
    Yup the west is still the west sometimes. I know of instances like that in Breckenridge and Kremmling as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Just reconfirms my disdain for Wyoming. That place sucks. It’s like Alabama north. Everyone in the state should go ahead and punch yerself in the dick, go on now. Dick Punches for all.
    So many laps, I think I’m done though!
    i don’t have one so how about I punch your dick instead?
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    Well that escalated quickly

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    I tried to take a selfie with him, but here's the scene of dude being treated complete with bear spray on the trail and his wrecked car in the trees.

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