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  1. #351
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    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.

    I guarantee the OP's food was fucked with.


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    Quote Originally Posted by m1ce83 View Post
    When I was in the Navy we caught one of the cooks jacking off into everyone's food. The Captain threw him into the chain locker (most gross, disgusting place on the ship) and fed him only bread and water for 72 hours. (Max punishment a Captain can give if the ship is at sea). When we made port the Captain had shore patrol throw him in the brig.
    Harry, your alias is calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    This. I am wearing cut-off jeans at this very moment.
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  5. #355
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    Definitely need the Bear spray for that one.

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    Bonus points for the mom jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Harry, your alias is calling.
    Maybe they were just both on the same ship?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Definitely need the Bear spray for that one.
    I heard virgins mistakenly spray it on themselves thinking they will attract an older bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Harry, your alias is calling.
    No idea. That is not my alias.


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    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new dude just fucked it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    I heard virgins mistakenly spray it on themselves thinking they will attract an older bear.
    This joke is either deep space kink or idongetit

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new dude just fucked it up.
    Nah there was an m- account copying various posts verbatim in the injuries forum. I assume it's an easy way to cross the post threshold automatically

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Probably it was an attempt at quoting what Harry posted and new bot just fucked it up.
    FIFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    You know, I have a few pairs of cut-off jeans, I might just have to turn one into Daisy Dukes for giggles.
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    "Can't you see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
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    Where'd you find that pic of me? I've gone downhill since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    At first I thought that was me, then realized I don't wear maga hats nor marijuana leaf print shirts. Pro tip: Cop told me carrying bear spray for personal defense against other members of society is a big no-no. They'd rather you carry pepper spray or preferably something that sprays at about 1,500 fps.
    كافر
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    I thought I heard someone say that regular pepper spray is actually more painful on skin than bear spray is.. Thought I read something that said bear spray is formulated to irritate their keen smelling nose and eyes since the skin is protected by fur. Self defense pepper spray is more mixed to burn your skin so better against humans than bear spray.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    I thought I heard someone say that regular pepper spray is actually more painful on skin than bear spray is.. Thought I read something that said bear spray is formulated to irritate their keen smelling nose and eyes since the skin is protected by fur. Self defense pepper spray is more mixed to burn your skin so better against humans than bear spray.

    Probably bs but I read bear spray is weaker due to the beers better scent detection.

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    ^^^^^ Holy Fuck!
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Lol
    I still call it The Jake.

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