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  1. #251
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    Down the highway all the bears wear lycra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    A few years later, I looked a 6-footer in the eye from the Russian River path and realized how bad it frightened them for a person to do that. Later, I heard an old Inuit from Wainwright who used to make problem polar bears charge and impale themselves on a long spear he held jammed in the ground.."You gotta look'em in the eye, lettum know you're gonna kill'em. This makes them know they have to fight." Holy shit.
    ie, game theory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.
    b-bear??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.
    Ooooooooohkay then. Moving right along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    b-bear??
    Judging by her spousal choices Id say shes more into baggies.

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    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
    Baggie mtb shorts for my commute.
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    Studded - nice


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    mtb short style is a little weird. Slim fit cut off right at the knee cap. I see em out in the warsatch all the time. Seems almost cultish though I can respect being a brand hore when the gear is good.

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    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    Set my compass North, I got Winter in my blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    you were born too late, you are a boomer at heart.

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    Older style freeridey bike shorts were baggy, IME they often got caught on the pointy end of the seat,

    the newer style are slimmer fit but still fit over the top of knee padz
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    second that. most men's legs aren't something to be seen anyways.

    back on original topic, just bought some bear spray. I have some pepper spray; but if you are in a situation needing some type of spray; bear spray is the one to have; hands down.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    Says the guy who lives in Seattle. Fuck the fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    Seriously? What a strange attitude. I think wearing pants in the summertime is the weird thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Seriously? What a strange attitude.
    Hes either kidding or has chicken legs and jealous of all the juicy man legs in the summer.


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    glade, you in seattle? I'll buy you a beer this summer while wearing jorts.

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    I sawr this dude at Costco on Saturday that about had me rolling on the ground laffing. Muscle tee, trucker hat, regular mesh shorts, hudge shoulders and the SKINNIEST LEGS I HAVE EVAR SEEN. I almost spit whence I first sawr em. Pretty obvious dude hasn't spent a day outside the weight room in years.

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    Show up in a speedo, Art.

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    Or wearing a shirt with a pic of glade on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    you are a strange dude.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Grown men wearing shorts for anything except actively participating in some kind of athletic pursuit is weird. You aren't six, put some pants on.
    "Weird," huh? I had to work outside all day in THIS nonsense building a deck. And my thermometer's in the shade too. Screw wearing pants on days like this. You a lawyer/dentist who works in a nice, cool office or something?:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    I sawr this dude at Costco on Saturday that about had me rolling on the ground laffing. Muscle tee, trucker hat, regular mesh shorts, hudge shoulders and the SKINNIEST LEGS I HAVE EVAR SEEN. I almost spit whence I first sawr em. Pretty obvious dude hasn't spent a day outside the weight room in years.
    Never skip leg day!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    I sawr this dude at Costco on Saturday that about had me rolling on the ground laffing. Muscle tee, trucker hat, regular mesh shorts, hudge shoulders and the SKINNIEST LEGS I HAVE EVAR SEEN. I almost spit whence I first sawr em. Pretty obvious dude hasn't spent a day outside the weight room in years.

  24. #274
    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    second that. most men's legs aren't something to be seen anyways.

    back on original topic, just bought some bear spray. I have some pepper spray; but if you are in a situation needing some type of spray; bear spray is the one to have; hands down.
    Just remember to apply it to your face as well as your body.

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    Don't spray anyone wearing this ^




    As for this sexy beast. You'll know what to do

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