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  1. #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    This is the NYC metro area? Ok man, lol. Let us know if you want to include Maine and Charlotte in that too.

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    The ny metro area is the tri state area

    What the fuck Benny - you know better

    Do you enjoy being obtuse?


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  2. #227
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    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    There are a lot more with hand guns in their car my man

    Vermont wonít cry if you donít come back


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    Oh, I'll be back. Killington/Sugarbush 19/20.

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  4. #229
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    So you’ll be skiing in the NYC metro then?
    I still call it The Jake.

  5. #230
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    No, silly. Vermont is the sticks.

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  6. #231
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    Be careful Benny - most real men in Vermont have a gun in their car

    I am exaggerating - but there are a lot of guns in cars in this state. Some people carry unconcealed and I find that disturbing

    The gun Taliban will be all about how that is great to let people know you are armed. I have issues interacting with private citizens that feel the need to pack a pistol in plain view


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    Keep people guessing.

  7. #232
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    I’ll defer to Buttah on that one. At least Roosevelt Island is lift served.
    I still call it The Jake.

  8. #233
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    If you catch someone in the act of breaking into you car what do you do ?

    A. Call 911
    B. Pepper spray them into oblivion
    C. Check the spare
    D. Shoot the perp in the leg
    E. All of the above in reverse
    Need more info, what if it's a drunk horny stripper named Angie?
    PM Provo?

  9. #234
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I keep my shit locked up in Vermont. Seriously.
    Different thread for that, but aren't you supposed to mail the shit in to a lab? Or is the lab in Vermont? Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I picked up some pepper spray recently for boob and melville-reader loving weirdos
    Iím a boob loving weirdo. Pls donít spray me with your aggro spices.

  11. #236
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    perfect ass search
    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Jesus god almighty!
    That link is the single best link Iíve ever clicked on ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Iím a boob loving weirdo. Pls donít spray me with your aggro spices.
    Donít worry itís only for another level of weirdo. The aggro kind that likes dick punches
    skid luxury

  13. #238
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    What's the recipe for Dick Punch?

    Nevermind I don't want any anyways.

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    Dick punch with a maul sidecar?


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  15. #240
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    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was reserved for Lord Vader himself.


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    Party on Darth.....

  16. #241
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    Thread winner
    watch out for snakes

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    post of the day there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was reserved for Lord Vader himself.


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    Party on Darth.....
    Post of the week (but itís still early)


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  19. #244
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Yes
    Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    While checking the list is an amusing part of my day, not sad to see this go. Kind of a scarlet letter here with no follow up if you're found innocent, charges are reduced, dick stout gets you off, etc. Although most of the community seems to be unhappy it's going away since it's the first step in investigating why your river guide didn't show up for work.
    I"m always relieved when I look at that and my brother's not on it...

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    https://www.outsideonline.com/239917...ck-bear-attack

    Who needs a gun or pepper spray?! Just carry an axe...

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    was this discussed?

    I"m thinking the drunk guy was playing out his homo-erotic fantasies when he saw you all studded out in your lycra
    he couldn't control himself when he saw your cod piece and wanted you bad so he took out a few people in his way and b lined it to your scrawny cyclist body
    thankfully you were armed, bear spray probably took care of his errection and made him realize he may have been wrong
    cyclist make people uncomfortable with there tight fitting clothes and physical prowress

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    Quote Originally Posted by carpathian View Post
    https://www.outsideonline.com/239917...ck-bear-attack

    Who needs a gun or pepper spray?! Just carry an axe...

    I was hiking up to my hunting/blueberry meadow during a rain when I saw bushes parting down the slope, through the hollow, and up the slope. I'm like, "The fuk?"
    Good thing it wasn't a grizzly, because the little blackie popped his head out over the trail exactly where I was standing. I think he might have bumped my raingear with his little black nose...I could have rifle-butted him in self defense if I was quick enough.

    I don't think he knew I was there. Certainly don't think he came to count coup on me... But he was moving like he was on a mission...He hauled ass out of there as soon as he got a good nose full of sweat, rubber, fabric softener, and gun oil from six inches. But...maybe he could have known something was tippin up the trail and figured me for another blackie? Bold move on his part, considering the trail has big piles of brown bear shit on it...I thought it was funny at the time. Especially the way he skint out of there, breaking branches and snapping vines like "Oh shit!"


    A few years later, I looked a 6-footer in the eye from the Russian River path and realized how bad it frightened them for a person to do that. Later, I heard an old Inuit from Wainwright who used to make problem polar bears charge and impale themselves on a long spear he held jammed in the ground.."You gotta look'em in the eye, lettum know you're gonna kill'em. This makes them know they have to fight." Holy shit.

  24. #249
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    I hear bears hate lycra but for some reason they can't help but stare you down

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    I worked with a bear one time that got turned on by Lycra.

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