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    Sex toys

    What are your favs?
    Just got the rotating, rabbit, vibrator thing, going to give that fucker a try this evening.

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    What are your favs?
    Just got the rotating, rabbit, vibrator thing, going to give that fucker a try this evening.
    Bold choice.

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    For beating your eggs?

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    There's an instagram for that

    https://www.instagram.com/wildflowersex/
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    For beating your eggs?
    I like them scrambled

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    What are your favs?
    Just got the rotating, rabbit, vibrator thing, going to give that fucker a try this evening.
    Hope this helps

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    Got a veritable war chest over here. It'll make the stockroom at Babeland look like amateur hour. How else are you going to get 'em airtight so you can properly pressure test 'em?

    Don't forget the video camera, it never hurts to have evidence that there was affirmative consent throughout.

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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    Something, something, Hitachi.

    or Ariana Grande?

    eta... Dr. Ruth and Dr. J. Browne are/were awesome.

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    Quiver pics or GTFO! See wut I did there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Quiver pics or GTFO! See wut I did there?
    Here ya go...


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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Toys? No.



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    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLS View Post
    Here ya go...

    Close but I said "quiver", not "Quivers"..
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    A Feather !

    Surprised no porno exists about a native woman called "comes with a feather"

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    best sex toys reviews/ NSFW or horny people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    Hope this helps
    I remember she had a caller who was a gay guy and she told him he should see a mental health counselor to find out what was wrong with him. She would be banned in today's world.

    Also, listening to Howard Stern I would say the best thing for a woman is The Sybian. They have a lot of porn actresses try them out on the show and they go nuts. I would never get one for my woman as I'd be afraid she wouldn't need me anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    What are your favs?
    Just got the rotating, rabbit, vibrator thing, going to give that fucker a try this evening.
    How is it up a dudes butt..asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I remember she had a caller who was a gay guy and she told him he should see a mental health counselor to find out what was wrong with him. She would be banned in today's world.
    Hmmm?

    https://www.glaad.org/blog/dr-ruth-w...ed-ask-dr-ruth


    In the ’80s, Dr. Ruth stood up for gay men at the height of the AIDS epidemic and spoke out loudly for the LGBTQ community at a time when it wasn’t popular for media figure allies to do so publicly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    Hmmm?

    https://www.glaad.org/blog/dr-ruth-w...ed-ask-dr-ruth


    In the ’80s, Dr. Ruth stood up for gay men at the height of the AIDS epidemic and spoke out loudly for the LGBTQ community at a time when it wasn’t popular for media figure allies to do so publicly.
    Wow, i distinctly remember the call because back then because the caller screamed Mental Health?? in a totally feminine voice, I wouldn't bat an eye now, but back then it was unusual as most gays were in the closet I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I remember she had a caller who was a gay guy and she told him he should see a mental health counselor to find out what was wrong with him. She would be banned in today's world.
    So would Eddie Murphy and just about every other comedian from before the late 1990s. We have to keep things in context of what we didn't know or understand until people were brave enough to enlighten us. My parents hung out with some gay people from our Episcopal church late 70s so I started to get it but still thought that shit was funny to some degree back then.... until I realized people get so depressed over shit like that that they kill themselves..

    Speaking of jokes, anyone else ever notice that Jong Doe becomes Dong Joe when we swap the first letters? Is that back on topic??
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