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  1. #26
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Reminds of this ride

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Bj-7b0rC4

    NTTAWTT

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLS View Post
    Something, something, Hitachi.

    or Ariana Grande?

    eta... Dr. Ruth and Dr. J. Browne are/were awesome.
    I didn’t know Jackson Browne was a doctor. Maybe “Doctor My Eyes” was written in the third person.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Got a veritable war chest over here. It'll make the stockroom at Babeland look like amateur hour. How else are you going to get 'em airtight so you can properly pressure test 'em?

    Don't forget the video camera, it never hurts to have evidence that there was affirmative consent throughout.

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
    i thought it was go gopro

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    Rontele recommends the Drilldo. PM him with any questions
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    How is it up a dudes butt..asking for a friend.
    One word....lube. Anal stimulation in combination with phallacio is good, real good.

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    Buncha degens from up country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Buncha degens from up country.
    Just started watching Letterkenny, first two seasons are good. Third season kinda sucks, does it get good again?
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    It's important to know how your tools err toys work. So, enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM

    sent from Utah.
    sigless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    It's important to know how your tools err toys work. So, enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM

    sent from Utah.
    That nerd should have modded his fleshlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Just started watching Letterkenny, first two seasons are good. Third season kinda sucks, does it get good again?
    Slow your roll there superchief.

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    I prefer to associate with women who come with their own toys.

    See what I did there?
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    I can’t believe nobody recommended a lesbostrap 9000.

    Is this place even TGR anymore?
    focus.

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    ^FKNA, that’s nice.


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