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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I remember she had a caller who was a gay guy and she told him he should see a mental health counselor to find out what was wrong with him. She would be banned in today's world.
    So would Eddie Murphy and just about every other comedian from before the late 1990s. We have to keep things in context of what we didn't know or understand until people were brave enough to enlighten us. My parents hung out with some gay people from our Episcopal church late 70s so I started to get it but still thought that shit was funny to some degree back then.... until I realized people get so depressed over shit like that that they kill themselves..

    Speaking of jokes, anyone else ever notice that Jong Doe becomes Dong Joe when we swap the first letters? Is that back on topic??
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post








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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Reminds of this ride

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Bj-7b0rC4

    NTTAWTT

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLS View Post
    Something, something, Hitachi.

    or Ariana Grande?

    eta... Dr. Ruth and Dr. J. Browne are/were awesome.
    I didn’t know Jackson Browne was a doctor. Maybe “Doctor My Eyes” was written in the third person.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Got a veritable war chest over here. It'll make the stockroom at Babeland look like amateur hour. How else are you going to get 'em airtight so you can properly pressure test 'em?

    Don't forget the video camera, it never hurts to have evidence that there was affirmative consent throughout.

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
    i thought it was go gopro

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    Rontele recommends the Drilldo. PM him with any questions
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    How is it up a dudes butt..asking for a friend.
    One word....lube. Anal stimulation in combination with phallacio is good, real good.

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    Buncha degens from up country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Buncha degens from up country.
    Just started watching Letterkenny, first two seasons are good. Third season kinda sucks, does it get good again?
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    It's important to know how your tools err toys work. So, enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM

    sent from Utah.
    sigless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    It's important to know how your tools err toys work. So, enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM

    sent from Utah.
    That nerd should have modded his fleshlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Just started watching Letterkenny, first two seasons are good. Third season kinda sucks, does it get good again?
    Slow your roll there superchief.

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    I prefer to associate with women who come with their own toys.

    See what I did there?
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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