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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherine31 View Post
    Not for me but sounds really fun. I don't have that courage.
    Epic placement of first JONG post! Perhaps we can help you generate the necessary courage, Post pics.
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    i have no issue with nudity in general. it's just not my preferred state outdoors. hiking naked does not sound pleasant bugs or no bugs. i did yoga naked once in the yellowstone backcountry and then wondered why i did that.

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    Legality

    Is it even legal to hike naked? Especially on federal land, I figure there might be some laws around this

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    I thought for sure this was going to be an Apetor thread.
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    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxed_whine View Post
    Is it even legal to hike naked? Especially on federal land, I figure there might be some laws around this
    Indecent exposure varies upon local jurisdiction. See, burning man.

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    Does anyone really give a fuck?

    IG: @cheeksonpeaks

    Quote Originally Posted by boxed_whine View Post
    Is it even legal to hike naked? Especially on federal land, I figure there might be some laws around this
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Does anyone really give a fuck?

    IG: @cheeksonpeaks
    The BLM in UT cares. Don't ask me how I know. Yes, I won. It just took a federal case and a state of Utah case on the side for extra credit.

    Seriously. And a bunch of other bullshit.

    This actually has a TGR connection. Funny.

    I don't think there are many mags left who can attest, but a certain MTB gathering got weird before anyone but me showed up.

    Oops, sorry. I dealt with it an got out of jail and made the ride.

    Then I decided to date the random woman who pulled in next to me that day for 9 years.

    That's a different story. But yes, there are cares.

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    Considering we hiked naked for our first couple million years I don't see an issue with it. It's nice to get back to one's roots on occasion.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Pics to verify your claim?


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    read that as "pics to verify your clam"
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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Considering we hiked naked for our first couple million years I don't see an issue with it. It's nice to get back to one's roots on occasion.
    Yeah but for a good part of that time we probably had a lot more body hair.

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    Always

    You hike with clothes on?

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    So I was sunning my butthole the other day...
    And I thought about this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    So I was sunning my butthole the other day...
    And I thought about this thread
    careful with that. Hiked the Na Pali coast to the Kalalau Valley way back in the day. A lot of people there were naked, but only the first day.

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    whats up with the butthole sunning

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    Try it and find out. Everyone else here has. Search for pics, then PM Rontele.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    So I was sunning my butthole the other day...
    And I thought about this thread
    I've never heard off this before, but I might have to give it a go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbgirl View Post
    I've never heard off this before, but I might have to give it a go.
    Ummmmm. Ahhhhhhhhh......

    Something something pics or it didnt happen something something
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    This is something new I would try (or not?). Nudist beaches - done! Naked bike ride - done!
    On a practical side: how comfy is it to hike naked? I mean, carrying a backpack and having no shorts/trousers to protect you thighs and genitals..?

    I guess in two weeks, on June 21, is the right day to try this out!

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    there is )) Hike Naked Day is on the 21st June .
    In Germany they have Naked Sledding )))

    would like to take a look

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    21st is Solstice, Father's Day and Thing 3's b-day. Gonna be an interesting day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    kilt

    I really like hiking/backpacking in a kilt sans undergarments. I have dealt with swamp crouch, and this seems to help me. To each their own...

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    haaha

    ahahha looks fun and challenging

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    KQ--you really brought out the bots with this thread.

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    Took a risk to hike naked in pretty remote area which is justifable risk. It was a great exprience tbh, it was very freeing!

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    Kilts are great for airing out the dangly bits.
    watch out for snakes

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