I’m not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

**iceman** · 06-26-2019, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

Hitler pulled a deathbed conversation....

Huh. who was he talking to?

**Peruvian** · 06-26-2019, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Huh. who was he talking to?

The Jesus. Duh.

**AK47bp** · 06-26-2019, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

The Jesus. Duh.

All sins are forgiven, he said a quick prayer before his suicide, easy peasy, justice served. I’m sure Hitler is in heaven waiting to hug pure gravity.

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**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 07:07 PM

Doesn't work that way as I was told. Like to know who told you differently, but ok. We'll never know. Doubt he was sorry. Doesn't work if your not sorry.

**AK47bp** · 06-26-2019, 07:10 PM

Oh he was sorry.

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**Peruvian** · 06-26-2019, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by wooley12

Doesn't work that way as I was told. Like to know who told you differently, but ok. We'll never know. Doubt he was sorry. Doesn't work if your not sorry.

It’s in the Bible. The thief that hung on the cross next to Jesus had just met the guy, said he was a believer who was sorry, and was forgiven.

Don’t you Christians read the Bible?

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 08:22 PM

Oh I'm sure it is. Magic book. Tells you what you want to hear. So I'm told. I never read it. I know what is in it.

**Peruvian** · 06-26-2019, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by wooley12

Oh I'm sure it is. Magic book. Tells you what you want to hear. So I'm told. I never read it. I know what is in it.

You must immediately throwaway the instruction manual of your consumer products too.

Just let someone else who claims to have read and understand it tell you the best way to operate it.

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 08:47 PM

Damn. you have a pea brain or what. If you can't listen and think at the same time why am I talking to you? You missed the tutoring I had for 12 years by Sister Sinister and Father Brimstone?

Let me try one more time.

If you knew someone who to a rebuilt lawnmowers for a living and he told you what what made each part work, would you still need the instructions?

**Peruvian** · 06-26-2019, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by wooley12

Damn. you have a pea brain or what? If you can't listen and think at the same time why am I talking to you.

I guess I’m more of a source text guy instead of preferring that someone give me the cliff’s notes and their understanding of what the novel is about.

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 09:06 PM

I edited it for you. The Source text is like the brain. Plastic, not steel.

**Peruvian** · 06-26-2019, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by wooley12

I edited it for you.

So is Sister Sinister the lawn mower repair man? Or is it Father Brimstone? Maybe it’s a new pastor/preacher/priest?

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 09:16 PM

I'll say something nice. Nah.

**k2skier112** · 06-26-2019, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by wooley12

Damn. you have a pea brain or what. If you can't listen and think at the same time why am I talking to you? You missed the tutoring I had for 12 years by Sister Sinister and Father Brimstone?

Let me try one more time.

If you knew someone who to a rebuilt lawnmowers for a living and he told you what what made each part work, would you still need the instructions?

Did someone tell you the ignition coil worked by prayer magic?

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 09:34 PM

Seems that everyone is a literalist and thinks they are a comedian. Stick your pecker in the coil, turn the ignition on and I promise, you will see god. Post a TR. With pics.

**grinch** · 06-26-2019, 10:15 PM

So that's what the kids mean by "snapping one off

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**TBS** · 06-26-2019, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man. Also, God spelled backwards is “dog,” I mean, think about it man. Woah!!!

I know right? I’m an insomniac agnostic dyslexic- I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog

**wooley12** · 06-26-2019, 10:27 PM

I was gonna suggest "Stick your dick". Good ring to it. But the kind words of the bible spoke to me.

**pureantigravity** · 06-27-2019, 01:37 AM

Has anyone here actually watched/read Good Omens?

**old goat** · 06-27-2019, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

Here's what four decades of "Christian" political activism has produced:

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Ya. I am fucking pissed.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...=.bcaf1b10be4e

A month after that op ed appeared the town of McAllen TX kicked the charity out of the building.

It's not always religion's fault. Just most of the time.

**wooley12** · 06-27-2019, 10:04 AM

Religion used by evil people as a tool to oppress is nothing new. Guns don't kill people, people, kill people. eh?

Originally Posted by puregravity

Has anyone here actually watched/read Good Omens?

No, does Rosemary's Baby count? Same theme it seems.

**Kenny Satch** · 06-27-2019, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by wooley12

does Rosemary's Baby count?

I was disappointed with the ending. I wanted the baby to jump out of the crib and do this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc

**Peruvian** · 06-27-2019, 11:37 AM

So is Satan just a literary device or is he sitting to Hitler’s left in the fire of hell?

SB · 06-27-2019, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte

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Woof

Woof woof.

**AK47bp** · 06-27-2019, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Bromontane

There's the technical argument which is more or less settled around the supernatural gobbly goop.

But then you still have the practical argument which is where I get tripped up as it's largely an unknown. How to keep a semblance of social cohesion and order against a backdrop of no religion. Is the idiocracy a trend that's taking hold as a result of dimunition of religion? Totally parallel and unrelated to it? Idk.

If you see religion as an opiate for the masses (agree) & think the stripping down of it is good (complicated) what then becomes the new opiate? By definition it has to be nonsensical, so reason or philosophy seem ill-fitted to the task. How normative are the cognoscenti interested in getting with respect to the thoughts & modes of operation of the masses?

Mmmmm. Opiates