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  1. #626
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    That would not be very Christen

    But it might be a good business model for crooks

    I wonder if it's been done ?
    Guy from Philadelphia that I used to work with said that there was always a group of thugs sitting on the church steps every Sunday to see which houses they could hit.

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    A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly driving into oncoming traffic and hitting a car with three passengers to "test her faith," according to an affidavit from Pennsylvania State Police.

    Nadejda Reilly, 51, told Pennsylvania State Trooper Bruce Balliet on January 7 that she was driving on a local route for several hours waiting for a "calling from God."

    When she saw a car driving on the opposite side of State Route 93, she allegedly "wanted to test her faith by driving through the vehicle," according to the affidavit.

    She then drove her 2017 Kia Optima into the opposing lane of traffic and struck the car, the affidavit said.

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    ^^ "because I gotta have faith, faith, faith"
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    Stumpy luv, Ren hate.

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    Oh come on now... you can't leave this gem out:

    "Reilly related God took care of her by not letting her injured," Bailliet wrote in the affidavit. "Reilly expressed no concern or remorse for the victims. Reilly also stated she did not care if the other people were injured because God would have taken care of them."


    Fortunately the court took her faith in god to be a threat to the community and locked her up.


    Reilly was originally granted bail at $50,000, but Judge Joseph D. Homanko Sr. revoked it last Wednesday, according to court documents. The judge stated in court that based on the allegations, his reasoning on revoking the bail was to protect the community and to ensure that Reilly received help that was required for her care, according to Reilly's attorney, Andrew Theyken Bench.

    Bench declined to comment further on the case.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    Just remember that the family that prays together

    Will be at church on Sundays

    Instead of in the lineup for first chair
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Swing by their house and help yourself to their stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    That would not be very Christen

    But it might be a good business model for crooks

    I wonder if it's been done ?
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Guy from Philadelphia that I used to work with said that there was always a group of thugs sitting on the church steps every Sunday to see which houses they could hit.
    Actually, this model for crime gets worked weekly in CA and recently got exported to NV. The crooks go to churches (especially ones with all-day activities), break into cars with visible garage door openers, pop the glove box for the registration to get the address of the car owners' homes, and use the garage door openers to empty their houses while the believers are under God's protective shield of grace at church, then thank God for protecting them by allowing this to happen while they weren't home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Actually, this model for crime gets worked weekly in CA and recently got exported to NV. The crooks go to churches (especially ones with all-day activities), break into cars with visible garage door openers, pop the glove box for the registration to get the address of the car owners' homes, and use the garage door openers to empty their houses while the believers are under God's protective shield of grace at church, then thank God for protecting them by allowing this to happen while they weren't home.
    Reading the funeral notices and robbing the deceaseds' homes during the funerals is a long-time practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Reading the funeral notices and robbing the deceaseds' homes during the funerals is a long-time practice.
    For sure. Never leave the deceased's house empty during the funeral/wake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What is with the animal heads photoshopped on the people in the background?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    For sure. Never leave the deceased's house empty during the funeral/wake.
    Or post fake funeral notices, wait home with a shotgun. (I'm feeling really testy this morning after a half hour on the phone with ATT.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    What is with the animal heads photoshopped on the people in the background?
    Sheep reference?

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    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Televangelism, in a nutshell, is to capitalize on a person's fear to get rich.

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    The colloidal silver example illustrates the Venn Diagram overlap between credulous hippies at the local health food store, and credulous worshippers at the local prosperity gospel church.

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    It's a perfectly safe and effective remedy that has been used to combat illness for millennia. Side effects are minimal.


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    Mercury works on syphilis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    It's a perfectly safe and effective remedy that has been used to combat illness for millennia. Side effects are minimal.

    Damn, I thought I got rid of all my old photos.

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    Hahaha, Augustus Gloop after 50 or 60 years?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Hahaha, Augustus Gloop after 50 or 60 years?
    Violet Beauregard turned into a berry. Gloop fell in the chocolates river.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Violet Beauregard turned into a berry. Gloop fell in the chocolates river.
    Yeah D'uh! Violet, you're turning violet!
    All the years combine
    they melt into a dream

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackattack View Post
    Televangelism, in a nutshell, is to capitalize on a person's fear to get rich.
    You gotta be shittin me......

    Don稚 believe it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Violet Beauregard turned into a berry. Gloop fell in the chocolates river.
    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    Yeah D'uh! Violet, you're turning violet!
    Oh right!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    It's a perfectly safe and effective remedy that has been used to combat illness for millennia. Side effects are minimal.

    We've got a silver guy here in W2. It's really weird.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Mercury works on syphilis.

    "Do but consider the effects of the corrosive sublimate in bold, unskilled hands."

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    That's great
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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