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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Didn't John die of old age?

    Pretty piss poor way for an apostle to go if you ask me... clearly a lack of ambition.
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I've got a good one:

    A cardinal comes rushing in to where the Pope is praying, out of breath he excitedly says:

    "Sorry to disturb you your excellency but I have news, it is both wonderful and bad." The Pope sits silent for a moment gathering his thoughts and finally says "let us start with the good news first."

    "Oh it truly is most wonderful news!" uttered the cardinal excitedly, "it is Jesus, he is on the phone and wishes to speak with you!"
    [or, for the baseball fans]
    And the Pope says "that's OK, I guess, but I was hoping for Matty or Felipe."

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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.
    What is this... ask a Christian redux?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.
    Well the thread title has been confirmed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Well the thread title has been confirmed.
    We're lucky he can spare us the time... when he should be picketing Netflix's HQ.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I知 not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

    Jesus H Christ. Does everything have to be a story about something else or a metaphor? Can稚 it just be the thing, or somebody痴 bad translation of the metaphor thing?

    No.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Speaking of which, seems like TGRz is where I’d see pic of a ‘GOD’ tattoo in which the O is a butthole.
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    back in the day I had a job at Exhibition park in Vancover working at the p-lot for the horse track but once a year the JW's would have their big convention at the agrodome so they got mixed in with the track people .

    One the guys pointed out " you can easily tell which is which cuz the drunks go where they want and yell out the widow at you but those JW's you could direct off a cliff "
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    I知 not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    We're lucky he can spare us the time... when he should be picketing Netflix's HQ.
    With that kind of mental prowess surprised he didn稚 picket Showtime over Game of Thrones gratuitous sexposition.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    "I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the Earth today he wouldn't be riding a donkey"

    No motherfucker, he'd be flying around like Superman zapping evil shits like you with his Lazer eyes.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    I worship satan because I figure he's the real one I'll need to court favor with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    What is this... ask a Christian redux?
    those were some trying times
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    Fk there might be a correlation

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    I used to be more of the: 滴ey, whatever you believe is fine, just don稚 bother me with it. But lately so many of their things are messing with my life, (not just moron movies and TV shows), that I知 fed up with their assholiness.
    This works for the MAGA crowd too.

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    But, what if, the Christians are wrong, and the Jews got it right. Christians copied Judaism after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

    GD this is funny

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    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^^ can’t see shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Saw this bumper sticker and it cracked me up

    I LOVE JESUS - I CAN'T STAND SOME OF HIS FRIENDS
    thnx Capt. Chuck Shunstrom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    "I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the Earth today he wouldn't be riding a donkey"

    鄭 long tube with a bunch of demons

    Lol.

    Is that a commercial jet, or are you just happy to see me?


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    The evangelist dudes with planes are top 10 cons of their generation.


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