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    Quote Originally Posted by S_jenks View Post
    Jesus is my high!
    You can稚 OD on JC

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    I知 not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

    I used to be more of the: 滴ey, whatever you believe is fine, just don稚 bother me with it. But lately so many of their things are messing with my life, (not just moron movies and TV shows), that I知 fed up with their assholiness.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    There was a time once.....
    Last edited by SB; 06-20-2019 at 03:43 PM.
    make every day count

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    I believe in a higher entity, kind of pantheism more than anything else. No one Holy Book or mainstream religion holds a monopoly on Righteousness or Salvation. It's the walk you walk, not the talk you talk (down on others). Good works (per whatever book) don't lead to Salvation pare se but Salvation always leads to good works. The massive increase in their fear of gays and other equality matters totally turned me away from most organized religions. I don't judge the people but I do hate the way many of them are treating others, pretty much everyone from any marginalized group... and to see them trying to claim to be a marginalized group themselves is beyond ironic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    Most people are pretty fucking stupid, so it stands to reason that if you take any subset of the general population (such as Christians) you'll find a lot of stupid people in it.
    Hey, I take afence to that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Die Religion ...
    "Kindess is bridge between all people"
    "Can't you see..."

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    I feel like Netflix can easily appease them by agreeing not to show it

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    The show kinda sucks anyway. Got through and episode or two and not impressed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Tucker View Post
    "Kindess is bridge between all people"
    LOL! It's like you don't speak German. Phunny.

    or do you sprechen sie Deutsch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I feel like Netflix can easily appease them by agreeing not to show it
    Or maybe only show it in China?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^^ Sounds like the start of a Seinfeld bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    Surprising given god is their co-pilot.
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    ha, I read it as "Chinese" not "Christians".

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    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    Too busy dodging Uber drivers. They're mostly Somalian.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevo View Post
    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?
    Heh. The "real" Mary wouldn't even make it into this country. She'd be crammed in a detention facility along the border until she gave birth then the child would be taken from her and sent somewhere (that is if it didn't die while in ICE care) while she was deported.
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    I like telling the joke about the Baptist found on a deserted island living solo for years to describe the church scene in my town. His rescuers ask why he has 3 buildings, "that one is my house, that one is my church, and the last one is the church I used to go to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevo View Post
    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.
    Didn't John die of old age?

    Pretty piss poor way for an apostle to go if you ask me... clearly a lack of ambition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP INTRO View Post
    I like telling the joke about the Baptist found on a deserted island living solo for years to describe the church scene in my town. His rescuers ask why he has 3 buildings, "that one is my house, that one is my church, and the last one is the church I used to go to."
    I've got a good one:

    A cardinal comes rushing in to where the Pope is praying, out of breath he excitedly says:

    "Sorry to disturb you your excellency but I have news, it is both wonderful and bad." The Pope sits silent for a moment gathering his thoughts and finally says "let us start with the good news first."

    "Oh it truly is most wonderful news!" uttered the cardinal excitedly, "it is Jesus, he is on the phone and wishes to speak with you!"

    The Pope can hardly believe his ears. He is filled with elation and excitement but also confused as to what could possibly be bad about such a phone call and presses his cardinal for the rest of the message.

    The cardinal hesitates and when he continues his voice is low and no longer filled with excitement "Well you see your excellency." the cardinal stammers, "he's calling from Salt Lake City."

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