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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I feel like Netflix can easily appease them by agreeing not to show it
    Or maybe only show it in China?
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    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^^ Sounds like the start of a Seinfeld bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    Surprising given god is their co-pilot.
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    ha, I read it as "Chinese" not "Christians".

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    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    You ever notice what bad drivers Christians are?
    Too busy dodging Uber drivers. They're mostly Somalian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevo View Post
    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?
    Heh. The "real" Mary wouldn't even make it into this country. She'd be crammed in a detention facility along the border until she gave birth then the child would be taken from her and sent somewhere (that is if it didn't die while in ICE care) while she was deported.
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    I like telling the joke about the Baptist found on a deserted island living solo for years to describe the church scene in my town. His rescuers ask why he has 3 buildings, "that one is my house, that one is my church, and the last one is the church I used to go to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevo View Post
    Imagine if14 year old jewish girl from Brooklyn got pregnant today under the following conditions-

    -She swears that she's still a virgin
    -Her arranged marriage fiancee swears he didn't knock her up, in fact he had a dream where an angel told him that god got her pregnant
    -She has the kid
    -She, her now husband and her family refuse to allow a DNA test to reveal who the real father is
    -The kid is purported to be the messiah by his extended family and his church. You are told that to the only way to salvation is to worship this kid
    -You aren't allowed to ask logical questions about the circumstances that led to the 14 year old girl getting pregnant or else you risk eternal damnation. You must instead have faith in the story told by the 14 year old jewish girl and her family.





    Would you believe her story?
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    I dunno. But the ones that believed this story were maggots.
    Maggots.
    The disciples were the equivalent of TGR maggots.
    Those who believed were not rich, wealthy, well-connected, political masters, famous persons, or such ..
    They were lower than blue collar fisherman.
    Temp workers with a rough side that was STRAIGHT UP.
    They were the ones that really knew a fucking lie and smelled it a mile away.
    And they skied that run till their terrible deaths.
    All of them died for that ski run.
    An avalanche of hate from the fucking religious elite.
    The fucking cucking elite and religious people ... tortured and killed them all.
    Jesus commanded them to love those that hate them and bless those that persecute them.
    Not bad for a bastard child or a lowly carpenter if you ask me.
    That being said - No one with a pregnant belly insists they are a virgin.
    That would be unbelievable and the person would be considered insane.
    And no guy would marry a Mary that was both a cheater and insane.
    So, in a strange kind of way, it is believable.
    Didn't John die of old age?

    Pretty piss poor way for an apostle to go if you ask me... clearly a lack of ambition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP INTRO View Post
    I like telling the joke about the Baptist found on a deserted island living solo for years to describe the church scene in my town. His rescuers ask why he has 3 buildings, "that one is my house, that one is my church, and the last one is the church I used to go to."
    I've got a good one:

    A cardinal comes rushing in to where the Pope is praying, out of breath he excitedly says:

    "Sorry to disturb you your excellency but I have news, it is both wonderful and bad." The Pope sits silent for a moment gathering his thoughts and finally says "let us start with the good news first."

    "Oh it truly is most wonderful news!" uttered the cardinal excitedly, "it is Jesus, he is on the phone and wishes to speak with you!"

    The Pope can hardly believe his ears. He is filled with elation and excitement but also confused as to what could possibly be bad about such a phone call and presses his cardinal for the rest of the message.

    The cardinal hesitates and when he continues his voice is low and no longer filled with excitement "Well you see your excellency." the cardinal stammers, "he's calling from Salt Lake City."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Didn't John die of old age?

    Pretty piss poor way for an apostle to go if you ask me... clearly a lack of ambition.
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I've got a good one:

    A cardinal comes rushing in to where the Pope is praying, out of breath he excitedly says:

    "Sorry to disturb you your excellency but I have news, it is both wonderful and bad." The Pope sits silent for a moment gathering his thoughts and finally says "let us start with the good news first."

    "Oh it truly is most wonderful news!" uttered the cardinal excitedly, "it is Jesus, he is on the phone and wishes to speak with you!"
    [or, for the baseball fans]
    And the Pope says "that's OK, I guess, but I was hoping for Matty or Felipe."

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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.
    What is this... ask a Christian redux?
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    Quote Originally Posted by puregravity View Post
    Oh. Right. Died exiled on The Isle of Patmos after writing the most sobering, scary, and yet hopeful interpretive literary piece ever conceived.
    Something about Roman Empires, Believers, The Reign and Fall and Doom of Evil and cowardice.
    Something about history, past, present and future.
    Something about commercialism, materialism, sexual slavery and prostitution of all kinds.
    Something about fire and swords and horses and 2nd chances.
    Something that can make people do crazy shit in the name of God.
    Something that can make people cry and actually turn to God and stop doing the crazy shit they have already been doing.
    John .... a maggot that loved skiing that Jesus Double Black ski run,
    and was forced to spend the rest of his life on a little island
    in the middle of Lake Tahoe
    ... surrounded by land occupied by those that had everything except vision
    .. and had big houses they didn't live in
    But he was on an island, a cave, all alone,
    and found a pen and wrote what he thought God spoke through him.
    And holy fucking motherfucking fuck. What a fucking story!
    They'll make films about it one day.
    Well the thread title has been confirmed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Well the thread title has been confirmed.
    We're lucky he can spare us the time... when he should be picketing Netflix's HQ.
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    I知 not saying Christianity correlates with stupidity, but...

    Jesus H Christ. Does everything have to be a story about something else or a metaphor? Can稚 it just be the thing, or somebody痴 bad translation of the metaphor thing?

    No.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Speaking of which, seems like TGRz is where I’d see pic of a ‘GOD’ tattoo in which the O is a butthole.

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    back in the day I had a job at Exhibition park in Vancover working at the p-lot for the horse track but once a year the JW's would have their big convention at the agrodome so they got mixed in with the track people .

    One the guys pointed out " you can easily tell which is which cuz the drunks go where they want and yell out the widow at you but those JW's you could direct off a cliff "
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