Goddamn China

[redacted user]

looks like i am going to china for year soon so i will report back to the choir boys of the u.s.

#localstatus

[wyeaster]

#localstatus

nah! i represent the empire!

[jono]

looks like i am going to china for year soon so i will report back to the choir boys of the u.s.

If you make it to Jackson Hole, please report back on the state of the server room door.

[BmillsSkier]

Try the fortune cookies!

[riser4]

Interesting times to go to China, right before WWIII and all.

[Benny Profane]

Don't drink the water. Or breathe the air.

[wyeaster]

i thought you did what the locals do, benny

[Timberridge]

looks like i am going to china for year soon so i will report back to the choir boys of the u.s.

Excellent. Enjoy.

If anyone offers to take you for a ride in the country, decline the offer.

[iceman]

Make sure to visit the Pretty Good Wall!

[wyeaster]

i probably already mentioned it but my boy had a loose tooth for several weeks and at some point decided he wanted it to come out on the great wall. we spent most of a day on the wall being amazed and when we started down, he remembered he still had his tooth and started to get upset. so he pulls over to the side of the path and starts cranking on it. it's like 90+ degrees, he's soaking in sweat, and people are walking by cheering him on. he gets it so that it's sticking out 90 degrees from his mouth and almost freaks out because he hasn't had that happen before. after at least 5 minutes cranking, it finally pops out. the look on his face was priceless success and a bunch of people stopped to watch the big finish and cheer. it was pretty awesome.

[BmillsSkier]

I like the one that says “Sent from my iPhone factory”

[k2skier112]

Legislature capture in a chart

Attachment 286326

Thanks Raygun!

[BmillsSkier]

Thanks Raygun!

Not commenting on the underlying substance of it, but that chart is funny - the intervals on the x axis go from 3 years to 4 years to 2 years.

[AK47bp]

We all seem to enjoy their goggles here.

Everything else...GET FUCKED China.


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[iceman]

Ok, we hate the Chinese and the Christians, that's maybe 60% of the world's population, who else is on the list?

[redacted user]

Witches!!!

[ill-advised strategy]

Ok, we hate the Chinese and the Christians, that's maybe 60% of the world's population, who else is on the list?

Jesse Jones!

[AK47bp]

Ok, we hate the Chinese and the Christians, that's maybe 60% of the world's population, who else is on the list?

Don’t forget the Canadians. The worst


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[ill-advised strategy]

Remember, Comrade - You, too, can be a trillionaire if you just put your nose to the grindstone.

I don’t even have a fucking nose anymore and I’m barely a hundredaire.

[XXX-er]

sorry eh

[iceman]

sorry eh

Wait, you're Asian and Canadian...are you a Christian? That would simplify things, then we could just hate you.

[XXX-er]

110% Canadian eh

I am THE David Suzuki doppleganger up here in the pac narth west

BUT I self identify as a white kid from Vancouver

you know ... before it went all AZN

my mom's people were from the straits of Malacca, better food, better looking women than China

And I believe the world is empty and meaningless ... until you give it some

[billyk]

Ok, we hate the Chinese and the Christians, that's maybe 60% of the world's population, who else is on the list?

I believe there is a quote from Blazing Saddles concerning the Irish that fits here?

[iceman]

ha. And one from Austin Powers about the Dutch. And of course people who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

[redacted user]

Add pogo stick enthusiasts to the list.