American Tourists Dying on Vacation

[BmillsSkier]

that’s a dexter not a steve

Google images is so disappointing when looking for Steve.

Or Dex’s custody of Steve’s drugs.

[redacted user]

He's a tough guy to find

[m2711c]

He's no Waldo

[XXX-er]

You will be way less likely to be targeted if you put a Canadian flag on your shit eh

[Art Shirk]

trying to make sense of a couple leaving their 2 year old child behind with grandparents to go vacationing, does not compute

My kids are dicks. If I want to go lay in the sun and powerchug rum, they are staying home. I love them but they arent coming to the timeshare.

[Ottime]

Her mom?

I sent the wife and kid to visit my mom this past winter while I skied during one of the biggest cold storm cycles in years. Worked well for me.

[Tele 'til You're Smelly]

Tropical vacations without the children are heavenly...

Unless, of course, you die.

in which case they are even more so . . .

[BmillsSkier]

He's a tough guy to find

Check the bathroom?

[redacted user]

Afaik Steve never died on vacation. But he was a drug runner so we might be missing part of the narrative.

[Todd Zander]

im not old enough to "need" a vacation like you dentists, and my kids are grade A a-holes thank you very much.

but really though my summers are spent with the kids and family tucked away behind killarney on the water, we dont do the tropics.

[BmillsSkier]

Afaik Steve never died on vacation. But he was a drug runner so we might be missing part of the narrative.

Steve was in Aspen though, where everyone is on vacation. So maybe he was working in a little business with pleasure?

Either way, we really do need some sort of epilogue from the gang there just to see how everyone made on with things after Dex passed.

[redacted user]

Either way, we really do need some sort of epilogue from the gang there just to see how everyone made on with things after Dex passed.

Maybe a short story

"A good mule is hard to find"

[BmillsSkier]

Maybe a short story

"A good mule is hard to find"

... but not if he's running naked in the middle of a snow filled road

[KQ]

What We Know About The Recent Deaths Of American Tourists In The Dominican Republic

[mcski]

Shark tank lady's brother is the latest.

[redacted user]

I haz theory

The resorts spray rooms for bugs with poisonous stuffs. Spray collects on the glassware. Guests pour a drink in the glassware & unwittingly drink poison.

[BS720]

Are we sucking the DR's dick? This is ridiculous.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

They even shoot their favorite son in the DR.

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[Harry]

I bet voodoo is involved.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

How many people die on cruise ships every year?

[wyeaster]

I bet voodoo is involved.

probably. i haven't had a good one yet and gave up years ago and laugh when i see a line around the block. always dry. fritters suck.

[SumJongGuy]

My guess is anthrax... Someone is assassinating 'Murikans.

[OregonDead]

I have got fresh ones in there at like 3 AM with no line. It’s fried food so it’s good right when they make em.

probably. i haven't had a good one yet and gave up years ago and laugh when i see a line around the block. always dry. fritters suck.

[wyeaster]

i'm not big on donuts. more on fritters. the best fritters i get regularly only happen during ski season on the way to mt. hood with a stop by joe's donuts. they make killer fritters for less than half the price.

[redacted user]

I like DR. This nonsense kinda bums me out. Sounds like one of the people consulted a dr. stateside who noted it's likely related to pesticides or something but their investigation was stonewalled in DR. Seems more likely than Chinese or Russian hitmen targeting Merukins.