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  1. #1
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    Do you get the runs, just checking in? Taco Bell Hotel

    https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/taco...gs-hotel.html?

    "The Mexican fast-food chain is taking over a Palm Springs, California, hotel and resort in its latest move to recognize the brandís super fans."

    Super Fans? WTF? people actually go there for reasons besides, "its closest to the freeway exit" or " I'm hammered & hungry"

    do these people have superbowels to help with the regret that always follows the decisions above?

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    "Run For The Bathroom". Yes.

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    Taco Bell is the one of the healthiest fast food joints....

    I shit you not.

    https://www.wideopeneats.com/know-ta...t-food-chains/

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    I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell.


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    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    They better be paying good wages to the maids at that hotel.

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    They better be paying good wages to the maids at that hotel.
    No fooling. That shit will get old quick.

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    Hmmmm...cellulose!
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  8. #8
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    "Hello, American Standard? Yes, this is Taco Bell. We'd like to order seven hundred of your finest jet toilets."

  9. #9
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    A weekend in a hotel with Taco Bell enthusiasts?

    Better wrap that chalupa up.
    I still call it The Jake.

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    "Hello, American Standard? Yes, this is Taco Bell. We'd like to order seven hundred of your finest jet toilets."
    the American Standard reference intrigues me..
    where did you do your hotel time?

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    Total taco fest.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    All of our hotels are Taco Bell.

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    Just gonna park this one in here...





    bonus b-side!

    playin with the queen of farts
    you never know when she'll fart
    you never know when she'll poooo
    she'll poo right next to you!

    she's layin' ass all the time
    stinkin' out all the guys
    that's cause she has to pooo
    so keep her away from you

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    If this concept works, I see a Burger King and KFC hotel popping up next to it.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Welcome to the hotel Taco Bell

    Such a lovely place.
    make every day count

  16. #16
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    On a dark desert highway
    cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of fried corn chips
    Rising up through the air

    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a Taco Bell Sign
    My stomach rumbled
    And my mind grew dim
    I had to stop for the night

    There she stood behind the counter
    I heard the mission bell
    I was thinking to myself
    This could be heaven or this could be hell
    Then she punched in my order
    And she asked me to pay
    there were voices down the corridor
    thought I heard them sa - ay
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  17. #17
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    Pepsi piped into the drinking fountains


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    Squaw Valley, USA

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    At least they don't need to worry about providing a workout room.

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    I shit my pants just reading that.


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    Send not to know for whom the bell tolls
    the bell tolls for thee!!

    This should probably go in the bad news for climate thread.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  21. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    A weekend in a hotel with Taco Bell enthusiasts?

    Better wrap that chalupa up.
    Der poopenhausen?




    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    the American Standard reference intrigues me..
    where did you do your hotel time?
    No time behind the desk of a hotel. Just something I've noticed in reverse kanga.

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    I want dibs on the Imodium vending M/C's
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    Pepsi piped into the drinking fountains


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    *Baja blast

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    They need to build one in Tampa, so I'll have somewhere to go after spending all day:

    https://www.pennlive.com/entertainme...of-a-trip.html
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    No thanks. I'll stick with porn. - Benny

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