Do you get the runs, just checking in? Taco Bell Hotel

[Woodsy]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/taco...gs-hotel.html?

"The Mexican fast-food chain is taking over a Palm Springs, California, hotel and resort in its latest move to recognize the brand’s super fans."

Super Fans? WTF? people actually go there for reasons besides, "its closest to the freeway exit" or " I'm hammered & hungry"

do these people have superbowels to help with the regret that always follows the decisions above?

[riser4]

"Run For The Bathroom". Yes.

[Gcooker]

Taco Bell is the one of the healthiest fast food joints....

I shit you not.

https://www.wideopeneats.com/know-ta...t-food-chains/

[Jong Lafitte]

I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell.


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[The AD]

They better be paying good wages to the maids at that hotel.

[riser4]

They better be paying good wages to the maids at that hotel.

No fooling. That shit will get old quick.

[plugboots]

Hmmmm...cellulose!

[Mazderati]

"Hello, American Standard? Yes, this is Taco Bell. We'd like to order seven hundred of your finest jet toilets."

[BmillsSkier]

A weekend in a hotel with Taco Bell enthusiasts?

Better wrap that chalupa up.

[Woodsy]

"Hello, American Standard? Yes, this is Taco Bell. We'd like to order seven hundred of your finest jet toilets."

the American Standard reference intrigues me..
where did you do your hotel time?

[Jong Lafitte]

Total taco fest.

[SkiBall]

All of our hotels are Taco Bell.

[ill-advised strategy]

Just gonna park this one in here...





bonus b-side!

playin with the queen of farts
you never know when she'll fart
you never know when she'll poooo
she'll poo right next to you!

she's layin' ass all the time
stinkin' out all the guys
that's cause she has to pooo
so keep her away from you

[Timberridge]

If this concept works, I see a Burger King and KFC hotel popping up next to it.

[SB]

Welcome to the hotel Taco Bell

Such a lovely place.

[Jong Lafitte]

On a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of fried corn chips
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a Taco Bell Sign
My stomach rumbled
And my mind grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood behind the counter
I heard the mission bell
I was thinking to myself
This could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she punched in my order
And she asked me to pay
there were voices down the corridor
thought I heard them sa - ay

[nickwm21]

Pepsi piped into the drinking fountains


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[The AD]

At least they don't need to worry about providing a workout room.

[skaredshtles]

I shit my pants just reading that.

[Jong Lafitte]

Send not to know for whom the bell tolls
the bell tolls for thee!!

This should probably go in the bad news for climate thread.

[Mazderati]

A weekend in a hotel with Taco Bell enthusiasts?

Better wrap that chalupa up.

Der poopenhausen?

the American Standard reference intrigues me..
where did you do your hotel time?

No time behind the desk of a hotel. Just something I've noticed in reverse kanga.

[XXX-er]

I want dibs on the Imodium vending M/C's

[KyleLanTheman]

Pepsi piped into the drinking fountains


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*Baja blast

[smartyiak]

They need to build one in Tampa, so I'll have somewhere to go after spending all day:

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainme...of-a-trip.html

[ill-advised strategy]

lulz