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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    The parody thread would be "San Francisco bans fecal recognition tech use by police".
    I was going to post this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    May as well just collect DNA from EVERYONE while they area at it.
    Or at least from the shit on the sidewalk.

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    Another benefit to being a Jugaloo

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    Or antifa

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    As someone that works in data adjacent to these things: they're reasonably lossy and in that terrible trough of "looks reliable most of the time" and "not 100%" that would likely lead to some unfortunate cases of mistaken identity.

    Though it would require SF police actually caring about policing so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuss View Post

    Though it would require SF police actually caring about policing so....
    Nice burn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    May as well just collect DNA from EVERYONE while they area at it.
    Already doing that and getting the citizens to pay for it LOL..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuss View Post
    As someone that works in data adjacent to these things: they're reasonably lossy and in that terrible trough of "looks reliable most of the time" and "not 100%" that would likely lead to some unfortunate cases of mistaken identity.

    ..
    I had assumed all y’all have been reading the headline news of the past few months concerning how often this technology screws up big time.

    It’s about as ready for prime time as autonomous level 4 cars.
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    Not even counting the fact that no one has proved faces are unique, they're just assuming.

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    LOL@ all us white people freaking out over the possibility that the police might mistake us for a dangerous criminal due to this facial recognition technology.. Privilege much? POC have been getting killed by the police since the dawn of our nation simply because they "fit the description".. So now it's suddenly a problem??
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    To be fair, there's a lot of blackface goin on lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    LOL@ all us white people freaking out over the possibility that the police might mistake us for a dangerous criminal due to this facial recognition technology.. Privilege much? POC have been getting killed by the police since the dawn of our nation simply because they "fit the description".. So now it's suddenly a problem??
    I'm a technology professional against the use of shitty technology. No privilege needed. Also yes, that's a serious problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    LOL@ all us white people freaking out over the possibility that the police might mistake us for a dangerous criminal due to this facial recognition technology..
    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    To be fair, there's a lot of blackface goin on lately
    That would make a pretty good SNL skit - police with facial recognition systems that just register "black" or "white" and some yutz in blackface gets shot.

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    Sigh. I know a bit too much about a new system just put into service in SFnto really talk about this. The system is a big one in a very public facility.

    People think way too much about themselves and that BB gives a shit about them. The head of security at this facility is more interested in identifying serial poopers and getting them out of the facility before they poop on it. Or shoot up and leave needles around. And maybe they get a terrorist as a bonus. Beyond that, nobody cares about 98% of the population.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    That would make a pretty good SNL skit - police with facial recognition systems that just register "black" or "white" and some yutz in blackface gets shot.
    Then them a script, stat! SNL sucks so badly lately, they can certainly use the help.

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    HA!

    So it is for use with fecal matters.
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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    HA!

    So it is for use with fecal matters.
    I was busy on Friday. You got this one. I was going to say it was for fecal recognition.

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    It's all about the poop. Weird Al needs to update his song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    It's all about the poop. Weird Al needs to update his song.
    "i did it all for the dookie"
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    Once they have every lower colon mapped out, done by tiny nanites, what is there to stop them from fecal identification. Its only a matter of time.
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