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  1. #1
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    What would your pets Tinder profile pic look like?

    and what would it say?


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    My dogs' tinder pages would probably be pretty sad since they're all neutered.

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    I don’t know, but he would be swiping right on every pic of a bitch with a tennis ball, that’s for sure.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The male would say “I can’t promise I won’t bite and rip the shit out of you if you rub my stomach, even if I ask you to.”
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    The female would say “I won’t care what you think.”
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    SBF ISO SM any color for fun and games.
    I can put my back legs behind my ears.
    No claws = soft rubs. Can't get pregnant so no worries about kitten support.
    Scratch my ears and I follow you anyplace
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    That's the cutest thing I seen all day. Thanks!

    my dog? I dunno. The fish? this:


    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Dogs will get down with any dog; no need to waste time on a profile. Unless Apple can make an I phone that exudes dog butt smell.

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    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    run with me, bitch

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    Mee-ow


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    Dressed up.
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    Reality.
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    I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead

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    But hes already taken.

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    Thats not my tail ladiesClick image for larger version. 

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    I haz meat!
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    I haz many humpz for u!
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    I can humpz ur lady harbles plz?
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    I knowz ppl wif bacon!
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    Last edited by ill-advised strategy; 05-13-2019 at 10:38 PM. Reason: dog wingman

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    I am thoughtful

    I am submissive

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    I am thoughtful

    I am submissive

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ID:	281997 "Hi, boys."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
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    Please tell me there's not that much snow on the ground now

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    What would your pets Tinder profile pic look like?

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    “Yes ladies, I am a complete package.”

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    “This bitch eats pussies for breakfast, submissive males need not apply. Attitude, not size, is everything”
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Please tell me there's not that much snow on the ground now
    No, we were supposed to get 3-5” today but it sat at 35 degrees and poured rain. I got a bus with a bad wiper transmission, so half the day the wiper was flopping off the side of the windshield. I finally stopped and pulled the whole arm off on the roadside and realigned it so the overshoot was on the low side instead. It was delightful. Living the dream.

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