The Lick a Stripper Thread NSFW

[carpathian]

Friend sent this to me the other day. Polaroid still hanging on wall of mechanic shop in Smithers since 2006.

Bonus points for hand on titty.
Bonus points for wife in pic.
Bonus points for sleezy mustache.

Post em up, what could go wrong??!

[mcski]

^Needs more backstory!

[t-the-east]

That could’ve been one hell of a night

[XXX-er]

must have been the ballet at the twin

I recognize V and the girl on the right kind of looks like Shola

[BCMtnHound]

Ha! Good times coming in from a week away at camp, getting warmed up upstairs at the Twin before heading downstairs to the nightclub.

I miss Smithers.
Sorry, no pics from me.

[Meadow Skipper]

Subscribed.

That’s a really great picture.

[japanada]

Is your wife 7 feet tall?

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[iceman]

[jfost]

toxic masculinity, nttiatwwt, IMHO.

[east or bust]

we’ll see what we can do

[mooseknuckles]

Not a mag but a friend of many. I am sure his wife will never find these...

[carpathian]

Ha! that WAS a good night at the the Twin. Don't have many nights like that these days! Totally forgot about it until buddy sent it to me. Smithers is so funny, the whole town was talking about TWO new girls coming in on fresh meat Monday. Place was packed. Dutch mafia be damned.

[ill-advised strategy]

Paging Gepeto to the polaroid digitization dept.

It's finally happened....this is your thread to dominate!

[Gepeto]

Meh... having lived with 2 strippers for about a year, you would think I would have some fodder for this thread. Unfortunately what little I had was lost over time and there weren't many (pics) to begin with.

Needless to say that the experience as a yout has paid off tenfold /:~>

carry on

[ACH]

^^^
My guess, is that situation is a little like the cobblers children going barefoot.

[/rim shot]

[XXX-er]

where have all the porn stars gone

when you need one they are never around

[ill-advised strategy]

oh we're playing music now. Ok

[XXX-er]

thats just music I got porn stars and strippers in my link

which jusxtaposes the moves of a stripper with the moves of a soccer mom

[El Kanone]

Paging Gepeto to the polaroid digitization dept.

It's finally happened....this is your thread to dominate!

I’ve got some sexy Polaroids too.


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[wyeaster]

[QUOTE=El Kanone;5665368]I’ve got some sexy Polaroids too.

i find that much sexier

[Gepeto]

^^^
My guess, is that situation is a little like the cobblers children going barefoot.
[/rim shot]

You would think an appropriate assumption... my personal experience was different. Was dating said pole jockey before we co-habitated. Circumstances matriculated quickly into sharing a domicile. A good friend was looking for a place. I was looking to get out of a shared house that was bad juju and the 2 girls where in similar need. It all fell together pretty quickly.

Our relationship fell apart just as quickly after all of us moved in together. Neither of us could afford to move on, so we agreed to be civil and the resulting situation worked itself out.

Debbie was a house girl and agency girls would come from out of state to work for short stints. These girls would pay to stay at in-house dancer's homes. The result was a steady stream of fresh meat. To say it was easy is an understatement. If I liked what I saw, she moved from the couch to my bed with very little effort. IE; taking a liking just in casual introductions and a quick feeling out, later coming home and finding new chic had set up shop in my bedroom without any further ado.

Man, there was alotta blotter, buttons, shrooms and everclear consumed. Always 1/2 ounces of rag weed on an aluminum cafeteria tray on the coffee table and an array of quality bud stashed... good times

Down side was contracting the clap twice. Another lesson learned was mixing two woman's chemistry on yourself regularly can lead to nasty infection. I have one permanently damaged vas-deferen.

[refried]

Anyone remember strippers at fairs and carnivals in the 70's? They always had 2 or 3 trailers/stages with shows every half hour or so, the girls would come out and dance around for a minute or two on a small stage along the midway and the barker would do his best to get as many people to pay $3 to come behind the curtain and watch the show. Not the highest quality strippers but It didn't matter to some, the only rule was "No fingers, only tongues", as a teenager I was more than happy to stand in back figuring you could catch something if you got too close.

[carpathian]

^^ the guy on the right seems to approve. He is like "yep that's how you do it"

[iceman]

Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau go to the fair.

[t-the-east]

That is some wild shit right there