The Lick a Stripper Thread NSFW

[The Reverend Floater]

Anyone ever seen a stripper with a snake tattoo that wrapped around her entire body, from the neck all the way to her foot? I would really like to see how she aged. Hottest stripper I have ever seen, and I live in one of the meccas of strip clubs. Saw her in a club in Key West back on New Years Y2K.

Woody's?

[iceman]

Whoa, I'm a bit out of touch with music and never saw that. Awesome.

Well it's been a busy ten years.

[riser4]

Never saw a snake tat like that, but saw a girl pop a live frog out of her cooch on a Bangkok stage once. That was...unexpected

Lick a stripper and a frog all in one swipe.

[warthog]

Woody's?

Teaser's- Above Nick's. Used to be the best. Gone WAYYY downhill since.

[Rossymcg]

Lick a stripper and a frog all in one swipe.

a french person would have ate it

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[stuckathuntermtn]

Dude. You've done some living. Holy hell!

I took the liberty of removing the last paragraph. You should too, friend.

The clap is an easy fix, and he basically humble bragged that he fucked so many women it broke his dick.

Way to go, G

[Rideski]

No, he said the chemistry of two girls at one time causes some mysterious illness which is the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a while but I was gonna let it slide. ( that’s what she said)

[The Reverend Floater]

Teaser's- Above Nick's. Used to be the best. Gone WAYYY downhill since.

Woody's is like a Star Wars bar.

[warthog]

Woody's is like a Star Wars bar.

Every bar in Islamorada is like that, why would the strip club be any different?

TR needed.

I soooo wish I had pics or video. Pre- camera phones I'm afraid.

[Gepeto]

No, he said the chemistry of two girls at one time causes some mysterious illness which is the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a while but I was gonna let it slide. ( that’s what she said)

The funk has been held as matter of fact as told to me by a 5'8" perky natural blonde (ivy bred was my guess) female captain after scoping what burnt like a MF'r that she swabbed from too deep in me. She was hot and - I guess my wood made it easier because it wasn't that uncomfortable. I am not a medical professional.

I've had the clap twice and both times, penicillin made the recovery relatively routine. Maybe 10 days/2wks if memory serves. It was 41 years ago.

8yrs later I fractured a hip and found out that one of my vas deferens was kinked. When I relayed my history, it was thought to be caused by the multiple infections in rapid succession. By whatever means, it was confirmed not to be congenital and not likely from the fracture.

No other ramifications of any kind. Still stand tall and can pop 3 times a day with plenty of self control. Still feels like I have #4&5 in the tank. There is the 40% of us out there without any issues.

Enlarged prostrate - age related. PSA's slightly elevated, but consistent over 10yrs.

No other issues other than scabies and lice. The suck of course but, just not as bad as an infestation of slugs. That'll change your thinking permanent like.

The captain was raped 2 weeks later by a enlisted mike tyson look-al-like and got 7yrs in Leavenworth. I felt bad for her.

[Gepeto]

The clap is an easy fix, and he basically humble bragged that he fucked so many women it broke his dick...

Never did break the motherfucker. Although I did try. Other than waiting out the 2 scripts, there was never a time-out.

To derive I was humblebragging would be the conclusion of a simpleton.

I was trying to convey - "mind what you wish for". Easy adult consent is not all it's cracked up to be.

Comprehension catches you out again. Please re-read the post you quoted. It was not beds of rose peddles and vulva.

[Gepeto]

Since I'm riffing on the topic... once you understand the workforce, it's less appealing.

There was a place on Route 17 in Rockland County where the girls whipped the shit outta themselves and stuck safety pins in body parts. It was a little over the top.

[Viva]

... rose peddles and vulva.

Tell me more..

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[Gepeto]

Tell me more...

and scented candles... candles are always nice

[stuckathuntermtn]

Way to go, anyway?
I wasn't flaming you or being sarcastic.

[snapt]

Teaser's- Above Nick's. Used to be the best. Gone WAYYY downhill since.

I used to have to cover for a boss who'd pull a bunch of cash out on his company credit card to blow at Teasers. It seemed mediocre last I was there, but it's historical

[Rideski]

[MakersTeleMark]

Reddit, as always, has you covered.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightGirlsPlaying/

[idahospud]

Route 17

3 months late but come on man, there's your problem right there.

[riser4]

You're not wrong. However, is that cheating? I think the premise is a civilian licking a stripper not another pro. Don't get me wrong, watching a professional at work is a beautiful thing.

[bushman]

Anyone ever seen a stripper with a snake tattoo that wrapped around her entire body, from the neck all the way to her foot? I would really like to see how she aged. Hottest stripper I have ever seen, and I live in one of the meccas of strip clubs. Saw her in a club in Key West back on New Years Y2K.

One of my buddies married a Colombian stripper he met while bouncing at a Key West club about then, I'll ask him if he knows her.

[getoutside]

watching a professional at work is a beautiful thing.

^^

[liv2ski]

One of my buddies married a Colombian stripper he met while bouncing at a Key West club about then, I'll ask him if he knows her.

Family friend is a boat captain and in Mex a bunch and married a Mexican stripper. 20 years later that lady is always the high point in our get togethers. Looks hawt and dresses on the provocative side. I am sure they have booth needed many rounds of antibiotics in their lives. NTTIAWWT

[Gepeto]

3 months late but come on man, there's your problem right there.

On occasion you see really hawt on the less beaten path

[Pow4Brains]

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