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    Inappropriate quotes from The Ten Commandments

    Every year something else makes me laugh that I hadn't noticed or didn't think as wrongly about. I'm going to Hell for this but every year I laugh when the narrator says "and Moses held the Rod of God in his hand"..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post

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    It's all you bro

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    Just kinda happy that guy dropped that one tablet so we didn't have 20. I saw in that historical documentary by Mel Brooks I think it was.

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    10 Commandments were on two tablets.
    Mary Madeline coined the phrase "Burning Bush"...just ask Jesus.
    Peter may have heard the cock crow three times, but Judas was the infinite jerk-off.
    Thou shall not commit adultery, except for Herrod, because "it is good to be the King!"
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    "My policies are based not on some economics theory, but on things I and millions like me were brought up with: an honest day's work for an honest day's pay; live within your means; put by a nest egg for a rainy day; pay your bills on time; support the police." M. Thatcher (RIP)
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    Judges smoke it, even the lawyer too...So you've got to legalize it..." Peter Tosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    10 Commandments were on two tablets.
    Are you calling Mel Brooks a liar?

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    Pope Francis just cancelled Easter tomorrow...



    They found the body...
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    Moses' wife Sephra aged well..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    Just kinda happy that guy dropped that one tablet so we didn't have 20. I saw in that historical documentary by Mel Brooks I think it was.
    I bring unto you these 15, whoops, 10 commandments for you to love by!
    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Moses' wife Sephra aged well..
    Oh hi.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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