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09-24-2020, 05:07 PM #226
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You sure it wasn't a plugged up colon?
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09-24-2020, 07:49 PM #227
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Once you go black, you never come back.
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09-30-2020, 06:55 PM #228
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fork lift guy is fine, Darwin is frustrated by protective steel cage: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-engla...shire-36256669
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09-30-2020, 07:03 PM #229
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The guy barely bumped it, I think they overloaded those weak-ass shelves.
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09-30-2020, 07:07 PM #230
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I thought it was fake at first but yeah those are some shitty shelves. Well they were.
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09-30-2020, 07:13 PM #231
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It's pretty fucking funny, and the guy was trapped 8 hours in cheese. Gives you plenty time to think about life, death, getting fired, a career change, etc.
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09-30-2020, 07:31 PM #232
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"I'd kill for some crackers!"
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09-30-2020, 08:21 PM #233
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Ha. And he probably couldn't poop for days after all that. Nothing to eat for hours but cheese and more cheese. I hope it wasn't provolone.
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09-30-2020, 09:06 PM #234
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50 years late but the domino theory is finally borne out. (Has it really been over 50 years since 'Nam?)
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10-21-2020, 07:46 AM #235
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I think this belongs here. Rent A Hitman.com . Haha. Fish in a barrel.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ation-1066756/
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10-28-2020, 09:55 AM #236
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Here's your 2020 winner. Though I think he should go straight to the POS humans thread rather than get an award for offing himself.
He killed a cyclist as well after trying to hit a couple pedestrians. Police have now caught the driver.
https://kmph.com/news/nation-world/l...nt-as-homicide
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02-08-2021, 08:19 AM #237
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...A 26-year-old Michigan man was killed in an explosion that occurred during a baby shower, according to Gaines Township authorities. A small cannon device that was fired in the backyard of a home by the homeowner blew up, spraying metal shrapnel that struck the man who was standing nearby.
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02-08-2021, 09:16 AM #238
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...lled-nashville
A 20-Year-Old Man Was Fatally Shot While Filming A YouTube "Prank" Robbery
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02-08-2021, 11:20 AM #239
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I just read this article and immediately thought of this thread. Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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02-08-2021, 11:47 AM #240
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For this one to qualify for a Darwin the homeowner would have had to kill himself. Although it would qualify I suppose if the homeowner then knocked up the widow. Originally Posted by frorider
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02-08-2021, 01:37 PM #241
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It's definitely impressive. A high bar set for the year. Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian
No longer stuck.
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02-08-2021, 03:55 PM #242
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Not sure it qualifies. To qualify the deceased needs to be more than a spectator. Murder victims don't immediately qualify. Originally Posted by frorider
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02-23-2021, 06:53 AM #243
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The unborn claim another.
police-say-ny-man-killed-by-exploding-gender-reveal-device
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02-23-2021, 09:57 AM #244
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Police "what are you doing with 2 tons of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil in the back of your truck?"
Guy in Q t-shirt--"It's for a gender reveal party."
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03-16-2021, 06:22 AM #245
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03-16-2021, 11:02 AM #246
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Thought for a second that the 4th guy had miraculously dodged the wrath of Zeus. Nope. Originally Posted by Benny Profane
"Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise
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03-16-2021, 11:06 AM #247
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Holy Shit. Originally Posted by Benny Profane
What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
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03-16-2021, 11:33 AM #248
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Holeeeeee shit. All 4 live to tell the story? Originally Posted by Benny Profane
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03-16-2021, 11:46 AM #249
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Sadly, no Originally Posted by Asspen
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03-16-2021, 12:16 PM #250
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My friend was the ER doc for him and his brother. The brother made it out alive but my buddy had to tell him his brother, the father to be, didn't make it. Originally Posted by frorider
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