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  1. #101
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    The "possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility" seems a little unfair. I mean it was up his ass and they took him to jail with it up there and then charged him for having it in jail. Come on man.

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    That's entrapment. Where's Jackie Chiles?

  3. #103
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    That's actually just another Tuesday in America.

  4. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    The "possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility" seems a little unfair. I mean it was up his ass and they took him to jail with it up there and then charged him for having it in jail. Come on man.
    They would have brought him into a school zone and searched him there if they really wanted to up the ante.

    Actually no idea what's a worse offence in that regard.

  5. #105
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    Remember kids, if you have drugs up your ass, shit them out in the cop car before you get to jail.

  6. #106
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    They'll welcome him with open arms if he decides to move to Florida.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

  7. #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    They'll welcome him with open arms if he decides to move to Florida.
    ...or an open anus.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  8. #108
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    Get mad, run out into a snowstorm, fall behind a cooler at work..... 10 years later.

    https://www.insider.com/missing-iowa...0-years-2019-7
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  9. #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Get mad, run out into a snowstorm, fall behind a cooler at work..... 10 years later.

    https://www.insider.com/missing-iowa...0-years-2019-7
    I don't agree. This a tragic freak accident as I see it. Sure, technically it fits the criteria, I guess. I feel bad for the kid, there was surely mental illness and trauma in his life. And there's no way he didn't suffer a long agonizing end. Pending the autopsy, he probably died of dehydration or starvation. Truly awful.

  10. #110
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    Pretty grim way to go. Doubt starvation got him before dehydration did.

  11. #111
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    Who knows, maybe he got lucky in the end and ended up head down so that he passed out from all the blood rushing to his head and didn’t notice all of the starving and thirsty and all that.

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