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  1. #101
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    The "possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility" seems a little unfair. I mean it was up his ass and they took him to jail with it up there and then charged him for having it in jail. Come on man.

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    That's entrapment. Where's Jackie Chiles?

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    That's actually just another Tuesday in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    The "possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility" seems a little unfair. I mean it was up his ass and they took him to jail with it up there and then charged him for having it in jail. Come on man.
    They would have brought him into a school zone and searched him there if they really wanted to up the ante.

    Actually no idea what's a worse offence in that regard.

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    Remember kids, if you have drugs up your ass, shit them out in the cop car before you get to jail.

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    They'll welcome him with open arms if he decides to move to Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    They'll welcome him with open arms if he decides to move to Florida.
    ...or an open anus.
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    Get mad, run out into a snowstorm, fall behind a cooler at work..... 10 years later.

    https://www.insider.com/missing-iowa...0-years-2019-7
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Get mad, run out into a snowstorm, fall behind a cooler at work..... 10 years later.

    https://www.insider.com/missing-iowa...0-years-2019-7
    I don't agree. This a tragic freak accident as I see it. Sure, technically it fits the criteria, I guess. I feel bad for the kid, there was surely mental illness and trauma in his life. And there's no way he didn't suffer a long agonizing end. Pending the autopsy, he probably died of dehydration or starvation. Truly awful.

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    Pretty grim way to go. Doubt starvation got him before dehydration did.

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    Who knows, maybe he got lucky in the end and ended up head down so that he passed out from all the blood rushing to his head and didn’t notice all of the starving and thirsty and all that.

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    and then things went downhill from there.....

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    Oh man. That didn't end well for him I bet.

    edit: Her. She lived. She may have been drinking. https://fox11online.com/news/local/v...en-bridge-span

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    Frankly, I'm more concerned for the safety of the hippo.

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    Darwin Awards Winners (And Contenders)

    Not exactly the idea of this thread, but the Washington DOT has a Twitter feed and people like to complain. Duh. Hereís one:
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    How is it the roadís fault she fell asleep at the wheel?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Not exactly the idea of this thread, but the Washington DOT has a Twitter feed and people like to complain. Duh. Hereís one:
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    How is it the roadís fault she fell asleep at the wheel?
    (Ass)uming he's calling them out on the (lack of) rumble strips.

    I really loathe the idea of people always expecting someone else to be in charge or have a role in their safety.

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    Machete vs. Bullets

    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrambledbacon View Post
    (Ass)uming he's calling them out on the (lack of) rumble strips.

    I really loathe the idea of people always expecting someone else to be in charge or have a role in their safety.
    I always feel like itís the same group of dumbasses who donít want their taxes increased either.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Nothing like seeing people die on a Thursday afternoon.

    That shit is fucked.

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    Today's headline:


    Explosion at Gender Reveal Party Kills Woman, Officials Say

    Family members at the party, where expectant parents were announcing the sex of their baby, inadvertently created a pipe bomb that killed a woman in Iowa, a sheriff said.

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    How do you inadvertently create a pipe bomb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    How do you inadvertently create a pipe bomb?
    Put explosives in a pipe. Duh.

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    They used colored powder mixed with gunpowder and thought pipe, instead of a cardboard tube, would make a good container. Killed grandma with this shit. Wait till someone tells the kid sometime down the road.
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