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Thread: Insanely Effective CBD Cream
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04-03-2020, 07:18 PM #226glocal
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Oh, yeah. It's all double strength now, never going back. I made a really big batch a quite a few weeks ago because I was going to go to Europe to ski for a while and have someone ship it out for me while I was gone. Things changed and I stayed.
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04-04-2020, 08:22 AM #227Skiing powder worldwide
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04-04-2020, 09:12 AM #228glocal
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Re-pasting highlights as some new peeps to this thread have questions best answered here.
It's a synergistic combo of dmso, cbd, and a traditional chinese herb mix that opens capillaries and blood vessles to increase circulation. The dmso is a solvent so it's a transdermal delivery mechanism that puts the cbd into your enhanced blood flow to penetrate deeper than any oil or alcohol-based ointment/tincture can. But the dmso's qualities are a hell of a kicker to combine with the other ingredients. Almost everyone who uses my cream say they bought stuff in dispensaries that did nothing but that my cream just totally kicks ass. That's because most other cbd salves, etc sit on the surface of the skin and don't even make it through the epidermis.
It's freakin magic on shoulders. It works over time for people with wicked injuries for whom traditional treatments aren't working and, as they become pain-free, they simply don't need it anymore. I've totally forgotten about my brutal shoulder pain that kept me from getting a good night's sleep for well over a year. My neck pain has now all but disappeared and my knee only tweaks once every few weeks. All these things were absolutely kicking my ass at the same time and that's why I had to find a way out of the pain. Now, I almost never use it anymore. It's done everything I needed it to do. When I think about it, I just say, "Wow. That's fucking crazy." It's worked that well for me and has changed my life for the better. The reason I say this is because for decades my pain has existed constantly in my body at levels that unconsciously affected my attitude and often times the way I interacted with people. In a nutshell, my pain could make me a gnarly fucking asshole. I feel one hell of a lot better now at so many levels and am loving a much more chill feeling.
If you're sitting at home, injured, recovering, but mostly not going to PT because you're hunkered down, it might be just what you need.
Maggot pricing for the 2.5 oz 2000mg at $65 shipped and the 4.7 oz 4000mg is $125 shipped.
You can order using Square on the website - www.cbdnowcream.com - and use the discount coupon codes MAG for the small jar and BIGMAG for the big jar. This will give you the prices above.
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04-23-2020, 03:58 PM #229
Bump cause Splat’s cream is awesome! The latest batch is wildly effective or me. Shoulder, back and knee pain has greatly improved!
Thanks Splat! Im a definite believer. Keep up the excellent work.
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04-24-2020, 06:00 AM #230
Still waiting to beta the dick gravy.
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This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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04-30-2020, 07:02 PM #231
My cream is over 9 months old and looks like it started to separate. Is it ok to use? Mix it up well? will heating it b4 mixing help?
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04-30-2020, 09:49 PM #232
I’m with Schwerty on the recent batch too. Insanely effective on the wrist and ankle. Huuuuge difference vs the previous ones I have tried, both leaded and non-leaded splats splooge.
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04-30-2020, 11:29 PM #233glocal
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05-12-2020, 07:28 PM #234
This new shit is awesome! Damn near instant relief when applied. Great fucking product dude. Thanks Splat!
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05-13-2020, 03:57 PM #235
Chiming in here, I've been using this stuff for like a year now, and it actually has an effect. I mean that as the highest praise, no other cbd product I've used was able to get over that threshold. The DMSO is really the secret, it carries the CBD deep. it reduces me reaching for the advil, and is an important part of managing my body as I attempt to stay moving in my 50s. Best product, best value I've found. Thanks Splat!
Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid
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05-13-2020, 04:10 PM #236
great also to see the pro looking website, clearly im not following this thread religiously, I'd have seen it a long time ago... makes it easier to recommend to friends, instead of 'i get it from a guy on the internet' I just forwarded the site to friends, hopefully you will see a few more orders from this part of the world. Thanks again for a great product. T
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05-14-2020, 09:40 PM #237glocal
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Yo, Tony, Thanks! They have been showing up. Keep in mind that the dmso is also delivering the enhanced circulation created by the chinese herb mix, arnica, msm, and magnesium in conjunction with the cbd. It's a synergistic mofo that is what I think people thought cbd would be when it first broke into the market. But typically, the letdowns far outnumber rave reviews. I knew if I could make it work for me, pretty much everybody else would like it. It sucks that at many levels labeling stuff to contain cbd is just an ineffectieve novelty hype worthy of the gas station counters it often occupies.
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05-15-2020, 04:24 AM #238
I dont care if you put Hentai Alien porn star cartoons on the label.
I still will rub it on my hurty parts.watch out for snakes
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05-15-2020, 07:37 PM #239
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06-10-2020, 01:34 PM #240
Disclaimer: I've never used any thc or cbd products for injury relief, so I have nothing to compare it to. BUT:
I recently broke my clavicle, a clean 3cm break. It resulted in some extreme brusing as well that ran all the way down to my tit and all the way up my shoulder to my neck. Both my doctor, and the x-ray tech said I definitely won their carrear award in the brusing department.
I took one percocet and almost lost my mind. Waves of sweat, nausea, extreme dizziness. I'll never take a single one of those in my life again. Had no previous experience with it, and maybe my body knew why.
I did have some Valium laying around that I popped which really did work, but it knocked me tf out. Like for multiple digit hours on 5mg.
Thought I'd give the FKNA cream a try and ordered a jar. WOW. First, the smell is almost addicting, the texture is not cakey or oily, and even the act of applying it is just so relaxing. As soon as it is worked into the skin there is a gentle unweighting, a loosening feeling that is not systemic like the Valium. I've been using it 2x a day for about 2 weeks now and have completely stopped all other treatments other than an alieve after a hard day. It lets me get some sleep which is a godsend, the swelling and throbbing has gone way way down, mobility has gone way way up, and the stuff just works.
I gave half my jar to my 70 year old bud with some nasty shoulder arthritis/bursitis and he, while not as verbose as me, has had the same experience. He just says WOW! and has been able to do stretching exercises that he hasn't been able to for years. Yesterday, he even commented that he wants to put a dab under his nose before he goes to sleep for the smell alone.
I ordered more, and will always have it in stock. When I'm done with direct rubbing of the shoulder, I rub in on my knuckles and hands just cause it feels so good.
Thanks splat!
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06-10-2020, 05:28 PM #241"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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06-10-2020, 06:43 PM #242
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06-11-2020, 03:00 PM #243
That sux mtm.
I deal with famila tremors which come and go. Not so bad the last year and I have been using splatapus lotion for a bit longer.
Hope what ever you are trying works for you.
Play the hand you are dealt.watch out for snakes
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06-11-2020, 09:54 PM #244glocal
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Pretty much gotta add this to every new page. I'm stoked it helps so many people and glad it helped you MTM.
Those were some nasty bruises.
Maggot pricing for the 2.5 oz 2000mg at $65 shipped and the 4.7 oz 4000mg is $125 shipped.
You can order using Square on the website - www.cbdnowcream.com - and use the discount coupon codes MAG for the small jar and BIGMAG for the big jar. This will give you the prices above.
Thanks to everyone who believes.Maggot pricing for the 2.5 oz 2000mg at $65 shipped and the 4.7 oz 4000mg is $125 shipped.
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06-12-2020, 09:38 PM #245
I'm getting close to having burned through my 3rd jar. I'm 14 months out on a Grade VI tibial plateau fracture, and this stuff helps. Thanks again dude.
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06-13-2020, 07:20 PM #246Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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06-14-2020, 06:58 PM #247
That’s great mtm!
One thing I will add. Back last year I noticed sharp pains occasionally in my hands, mostly in the fingers. Figured it was arthritis, both my folks have it.
It has pretty much gone away since I have been more consistent about putting the creme on my hands after I use it on the knees and shoulders.watch out for snakes
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06-15-2020, 07:36 PM #248
Ouch. Wife has one that required a bracket, repaired meniscus , and cadaver bone to fill a dimple on the flat. Non weight bearing for 3 months. That ended a few weeks ago, but the way back from non use is a bitch.
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06-16-2020, 04:52 PM #249
Hey Splat, I'm sure this is mentioned elsewhere but do you have any info on CBD and piss tests. My current job can occasionally ask for a random or require a test if I crash a car or hit a deer. Does the distilling process still leave a little bit of THC along with the CBD? Thanks.
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06-17-2020, 08:17 AM #250glocal
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There is absolutely no THC in my cream because it is made with CBD isolate. There's a maggot cop here on the board who had the same concerns as you and has only a couple years to go to retirement, so he piss tested himself after using a considerable amount. Tested negative. If he was tested on his job and was postive, he could lose his pension, which encompasses nearly 24 years on the job. CBD isolate is the CBD molecule absolutely isolated from all other chemicals in the hemp plant. I get a Cetificate of Analysis with each order of isolate, a spectrographic analysis readout from a certified lab showing everything in the isolate detection process. I get this analysis with each order, as required by law. Zip, nada, none that would ever show up in a blood test or a piss test. It's like .000001 percent and that is absolutely undetectable in a piss, hair, or blood test.
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